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Post Title: something about Dictators

August 30th 2008 23:29
The contents, happily for themselves, you will find, should you look hard enough into the mutter, are to be found here and, hear a pout.

"I puckered up and got smashed," you might say, if you leaned in for a bit of a lap-wrestle and tongue-suction but, got a clock in the eyes.

It is, if you should be so-so looking, in this manner that you have gone through your days - expecting fitfullment and receiving only this appointment.

"I was in the waiting room when my name was called out," you might say, as you were ushered away to see the Dictator by a portly nose with a habit.

The Dictator, a man or a woman dressed up to look like a man or a woman with his instrument dangling over his shudder, asked you to do as he says.

"At first I wasn't sure, but then he gave me that look," you could say, as he smeared his elected digits over your spatial places, without dinner beforehand.

The Dictator, your trusted familiar with his thinger on the pulse, will, if given the signal, put his cold and rubbery tool on you at the drop of a hint.

"I only winked at him involuntarily," you might say, if you had some neurological problem that caused you to itch and shudder and, wank at dictators.

Dictators, usually accompanied by piano, pieces of pooper framed behind gloss, and years of building a refutation, are beyond approach, if you're scarred.


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Comment by The wonderful Peter Yang

August 31st 2008 06:30
Some dictator think they are better then the rest of us, that is for certain

Comment by Norm

August 31st 2008 21:54
Things is, like a cactus or a daisy or a pansie or a cactus or an artichoke or a venus flytrap or a strangling vine or a cooch grass, they need the right conditions to prosper.

Comment by Jayne Kearney

September 1st 2008 00:45
How can I ever visit my dicatator again? All I will be thinking about is his 'cold and rubbery tool.'

Comment by Norm

September 1st 2008 06:30
Say Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....Rebate.
She'll be apples, Jayne.
They're not half as bad as I made out.
Some of them are even elected to represent us.

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 2nd 2008 13:23
is the dictator a senior network engineer?

Comment by Norm

September 2nd 2008 22:11
I'm getting a funny reception.
Take a letter.
Oh, dear.
Morgan, I wish I could say, but my keyboard's jammed.

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