Profane writher: Blank, Blank, Blank!
August 24th 2008 00:52
A profane writher, who wishes to remain autonomous, has unleashed a stunning folly on his loyal subjects by lurching into a bewildering display of kissing and sweating.
"I just lay there and went blank," he said, as his farce turned red and his hair turned blue and shocked onlickers fell about the floor in histrionics.
The writher, wiggling in his pants like one with a bad curse of the worms, is believed to have gone blank at the merest hint of a blank.
"I can't perform under all this pleasure," he said cussing his hind, in a passionfruit display of rare affectedness that left many wandering off.
His sanctity.
Nevertheless, he didn't perfume the hair with his folly of blanks but he did manage to drawl a distinction between drawing a blank and performing a blank.
"All I can say is blank, blank," he bemoaned, as he took his earnings to his nearest branch and hung himself.
"I just lay there and went blank," he said, as his farce turned red and his hair turned blue and shocked onlickers fell about the floor in histrionics.
The writher, wiggling in his pants like one with a bad curse of the worms, is believed to have gone blank at the merest hint of a blank.
"I can't perform under all this pleasure," he said cussing his hind, in a passionfruit display of rare affectedness that left many wandering off.
His sanctity.
Nevertheless, he didn't perfume the hair with his folly of blanks but he did manage to drawl a distinction between drawing a blank and performing a blank.
"All I can say is blank, blank," he bemoaned, as he took his earnings to his nearest branch and hung himself.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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there is some beauty in this
Comment by Norm
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Damn leeches!
Cheers, Morgan.
Blankety, blank.
Comment by Chris Champion
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Cheers,
Chris
Comment by Norm
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Bloodletting.
The Demons, like a gaping bayonet-wound, need as many supporters as they can get.
A key prayer or two would help no end.
I'll drink to beer.
To beer!
Cheers, Chris.
Comment by Jayne Kearney
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But I'm not sure why.
Comment by Chris Champion
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And lead to amen. The danger would be an off-key prayer leading to bmen. They have enough of them already.
Cheers,
Cman
Comment by Michaelie
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That is not the same as a blank, just so you know.
Mich
Comment by Norm
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that's the nature of love; I'm not sure why.
Cheers
Chris,
where there's laugh there's hope.
This exchange is making me think differently about sacrificial acts.
Cheers
Mich,
I'm flattered like a pancake.
You're not buttering me up though?
I'm drawing a blank.
Here it is:
Cheers.
Comment by D. Armenta
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What constitutes bad manners?
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#$%@@&&!!!
I'm also very proud of my punmanship.
Comment by Norm
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You're an excellent punhandler, D.
I won't beg to defer.