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Prominent Butcher becomes a Vegan at Abbatoir

March 24th 2008 23:12
A university educated butcher and pillow of the community has put down his wife's cleavage after witnessing the wholesale laughter of animals in his neighbour's boudoir.

"They were laughing at their plight," the bloody butcher told patrons of the arts, "It made me rethink how much suffering I really cause."

His wife, a very buxom madam, is dismayed that her inseminator will no longer be eating her lactating treats.

"This is absolute tripe," she sniped, "And it's only $2 a kilo."

Cows, happy to be taken to laughter, refused to admit that they are the central fingers in a rort that seeds millions of bucks flow into already bulging hips.

"Those with money don't really care as long their money is making yet more," one innocent veal chop told apple sauces who wished to remain apples.

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Comment by Damo

March 25th 2008 00:50
It was not a proper Butcher because he previously expressed doubts over butchering.

Your headline is misleading.

Comment by Lilla

March 25th 2008 01:52
Norm,

you got me good with this one : ROFLMAnia...

Well noted.

Lilla ...

Comment by Norm

March 25th 2008 03:49
Damo, it's not kosher to have misleading headlines. It's not halal. It's not even satanic.

Lilla, rummaging for scraps saves time and monkey.

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