Psychology expert slams AFL industry for Ben Cousins 'circus'
December 3rd 2008 23:44
AFL Players' Association psychologist Dr Pippa Grange has told clubs Cousins has her sympathy as the victim of a "circus".
"They asked him into the ring and then took his watch. How's he supposed to make his appointments?" she asked, inquiringly.
"I've never seen anyone take anyone's time like the way this poor victim has been robbed of his time," she said, inquiringly.
"Who do these clowns think they are? When I was growing up a middle-class girl we always had watchers," she said, paranoid.
"There was this great big clown who used to spy on me and my half-brother-half-sister in bed together," she said, going mental.
"I'd like to know what happened to the days when we could expect a clown to keep his watch?" she asked, knowingly.
"This poor man has lost his watch, but I am here to offer him my two cousins, who need a babysitter," she boasted, inquiringly.
Time, circular, is linear, in that it follows a line that sees the earth orbit the sun and the moon orbit the earth, time and time, again.
"They asked him into the ring and then took his watch. How's he supposed to make his appointments?" she asked, inquiringly.
"I've never seen anyone take anyone's time like the way this poor victim has been robbed of his time," she said, inquiringly.
"Who do these clowns think they are? When I was growing up a middle-class girl we always had watchers," she said, paranoid.
"There was this great big clown who used to spy on me and my half-brother-half-sister in bed together," she said, going mental.
"I'd like to know what happened to the days when we could expect a clown to keep his watch?" she asked, knowingly.
"This poor man has lost his watch, but I am here to offer him my two cousins, who need a babysitter," she boasted, inquiringly.
Time, circular, is linear, in that it follows a line that sees the earth orbit the sun and the moon orbit the earth, time and time, again.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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Comment by Norm
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Footy Power
I don't mind sharing, either
hehehe hahahaha
It's a circus out there.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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are you going to bring Ben Cousins?
i think hes a night owl like me . . .
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
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I'll have to bring my platform shoes.
I'm not letting you see my bald spot.
That easily.