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Recipe for Scrambled Logic on Toast

July 30th 2008 22:41
Whistle your eggs in a bile with your bleaters into wide pokes.
In a flying pun, meld a tamponspanner of buttocks.
Add your opinions.
Fly until goaded.
Remove from the pun and quietly dud the eggs.
Stare contemptuosly, making sure not to spurn your laughers.
Take one crass of read-whinge. Drunk.
In a simpering pun clock up some spoiled spades.
Boil until mad with rouge. Drink some more whinge.
When the opinions are as you lick them, smash your head against a prickwall.
Toast to your goaded heart. Muddle.
Place in a large monitor and bake for 2 yards.
Dash the opinions, head, eggs, ogles into your toast.
Sneezing to taste.
Garnish with harps.
Good appetite!


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Comment by Morgan Bell

July 31st 2008 07:06
Drink some more whinge.

haha

its amazing how much the word "opinions" looks like "onions" . . . this post is playing tricks with my eyes!

Comment by Norm

July 31st 2008 23:29
I'm not sure which smells worse.
An onion or an opinion.
Keep peeling them off and you find that there's nothing left.
They are the basis for many classic dishes, Morgan.

Cheers.

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