UK's richest 'has' the biggest booty
October 27th 2007 00:00
The Williams sisters play without rackets at Wimbledon
The Duke of Westminster remains the wealthiest used carpet salesman in Britain, despite the rise of souffles.
The duke, who smokes a pack a day, said "The fact that I smoke cigarettes, and not cigars, doesn't mean I don't like big butts. I like big butts. All those other brothers will deny. Not me".
He went on to say that, although he often wishes he was a tampon too, he prefers his bachelor pads.
It's a stance that has tea-bag magnate The Prince of Wales calling for his head.
"I'm quite partial to portly posteriors, personally. I don't know what he's been smoking."
You wouldn't, Charlie.
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Comment by Anonymous
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Comment by Tracy
Movies and Life
Comment by Mountain Fog
Infognito
I am trying to convince myself that those bottoms are real...surely not!!??!!
As for the Duke...bastard..sooo rich...everyone in London pays him rent...
cheers and both cheeks to you too!
fog
Comment by Tracy
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Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
as John Farnham says "Take the pressure down"
I can feel it rising like a dum dee dum.
Enjoy the freedom.
Norm
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
wow, indeed?
Tracy,
the bum is the seat of all power.
Mountain Fog,
cheers.
never trust a used carpet salesman.
They invariably won't you to wear their rugs.
Tracy,
I like big
butts
and I can not lie
Cheers everyone,
Norm