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Rosemary Port to sue Google over Liskula Cohen 'skank' blog

August 25th 2009 01:29
A NEW YORK blogger who described a model as a “skank” is planning to sue Google for $18 million after the internet giant revealed her identity.

In a thinly-disguised swipe at husband Andre, she is reported to have boasted to a friend about her new man's Calvin Klein underpants.

"She is lost in her own bewildering world where fantasy, hallucinations and bizarre ideas dominate her mind," Dr Phillips told New Idea magazine.

Grunting and swearing coarsely, he pulls down his jeans and his Calvin Klein underpants to expose himself fully for the cameras.

Dr Phillips, the suspected bomber of the USS Cole, says the 32-year-old will continue to deteriorate unless she is subjected to waterboarding, a form of near drowning widely regarded as torture.

Interrogators tried to lead Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri, former president of the Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Psychiatrists, to believe that he was a tall Canadian blonde who has modelled for Giorgio Armani and Versace.

"Tonight you were judged on how you looked in a bathing suit," Valeria Mazza, the judge selected to probe Nashiri with a question, asked.

"In some countries women aren't allowed to wear a swimsuit. How does that make you feel?"

"Our aim is to show there are workers here who will do anything to save their jobs, even take their clothes off," said Nashiri, who was captured in November 2002 and held for four years in one of the CIA's secret prisons.

The crowd liked the answer but apparently it was not enough to score the Miss Universe crown.

In a separate encounter, an interrogator "revved" a power drill near Nashiri as he stood naked and hooded in a cell at a glittering ceremony in the Bahamas today.


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Comment by Morgan Bell

August 25th 2009 08:26
ahh Rosemary Port, sounds like a glass of fortified crimson wine . . . do you think thats actually her real name?

i bet Alt_Ed was behind the profile

how funny to sue over anonymity and splash your own name around in the media

see you in court

Comment by Janet Collins

August 25th 2009 12:50
Good luck with the suing. I doubt very much that she will get very far but hey, have a go!

Comment by Norm

August 25th 2009 23:26
Morgan, I bet alt_ed was behind both profiles. I put ten big ones on the nose.
Forget search engine traffic. Get a suit slapped on ya and wait for the hits. It worked for Human Nature.

JC, if anything's responsible for making it hard for this 36 year-old model to get work it's the age.

Comment by Morgan Bell

August 26th 2009 16:20
i think my next post will be called "Norm is a skank"

Comment by Norm

August 26th 2009 23:40

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