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Rove finds love with a Tasmanian cattle dog

October 25th 2007 21:52
TV personality and aspiring blogger Rove "Gomer Piles" McManus can look forward to more head jobs than the average man after secretly scouring the southernmost state in search of a suitable she.

The new lady in his life is none other than another product of the cesspool of an industry he himself is such a huge particle in.

"We are very happy at this time. I'm ready to move one."

She is having bi-weekly mammograms as part of the conditions of the new contract agreed on by the agents of both parties.

Love-making is set to happen 8:30 every Thursday night.

Special guests include batteries.

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Comment by Michaelie

October 25th 2007 23:41
HAHAHAHA you are very bad.

Damn Tasma Walton - if that's who you mean, lol.

Michaelie

Comment by Louie

October 26th 2007 05:14
Norm you have out done yourself

cheers

Louie

Comment by Norm

October 26th 2007 23:37
Michaeile,
she'd better watch out.
He's a ladykiller.

Norm

Comment by Norm

October 26th 2007 23:39
Louie,
it's better than undoing myself.
I do that automatically.

Cheers,
Norm

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