RSPCA slams the treatment of Afghan captives by Australian soldiers
September 2nd 2008 02:30
Diggers have come under fire from the RSPCA for placing hairy animals in pens with 'hairy animals'.
"These dogs have had to share a pen with these dogs," RSPCA top dog, Hugh Worth told his bagle as he ate a horse.
Earlier he had told his wife, part Afghan, that he could eat a couple of jockeys, before taking off his underpants, without removing his trousers.
"I always wear a couple of pairs," he said, as his wife, humping her leg, begged for a bit but only got a pot on the head.
The Diggers, excellent on the lead but very naughty when left alone, pehaps because of separation anxiety, had earlier pulled the washing off the line.
"I'm going to give you such a snack!" our neighbours, the Indonesians, praised the Diggers as they faced their arses to Maccas and sighed.
Dogs, users of pens and unlike their masters, dirty animals, eat meat, sniff each other's bottoms, have sex on all fours and mate, are just plain embarrassed about farts too.
"Be a good boy, be a good boy, be a good boy," the Diggers had told themselves, as they piss-farted around in someone else's backyard.
I'm not pissing on your leg, it is pissing down.
My foot!
"These dogs have had to share a pen with these dogs," RSPCA top dog, Hugh Worth told his bagle as he ate a horse.
Earlier he had told his wife, part Afghan, that he could eat a couple of jockeys, before taking off his underpants, without removing his trousers.
"I always wear a couple of pairs," he said, as his wife, humping her leg, begged for a bit but only got a pot on the head.
The Diggers, excellent on the lead but very naughty when left alone, pehaps because of separation anxiety, had earlier pulled the washing off the line.
"I'm going to give you such a snack!" our neighbours, the Indonesians, praised the Diggers as they faced their arses to Maccas and sighed.
Dogs, users of pens and unlike their masters, dirty animals, eat meat, sniff each other's bottoms, have sex on all fours and mate, are just plain embarrassed about farts too.
"Be a good boy, be a good boy, be a good boy," the Diggers had told themselves, as they piss-farted around in someone else's backyard.
I'm not pissing on your leg, it is pissing down.
My foot!
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