http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/ Consumption Malfunction en Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:59:00 GMT Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:59:00 GMT info@consumptionmalfunction.com info@consumptionmalfunction.com http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/images/headee21.JPG http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/ http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/stewart-named-face-of-new-fragrance/ Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson, who has upset Mexico in the past, had become solitary, not wanting to leave the roasted pork loin with cherry and apple chutney. Neighbours say... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/stewart-named-face-of-new-fragrance/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/stewart-named-face-of-new-fragrance/ Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:59:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/man-filmed-dozens-of-women-showering/ "In all honesty it was the most miserable experience I've ever had in my professional life," he said, according to unconfirmed reports. "It turned my stomach," he added of the... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/man-filmed-dozens-of-women-showering/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/man-filmed-dozens-of-women-showering/ Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:55:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/man-threatened-to-cut-off-wifes-head-court-told/ She was interviewed by police when she was discharged, and expressed remorse for her actions, and that children should grow up in a traditional family with a mother and a... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/man-threatened-to-cut-off-wifes-head-court-told/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/man-threatened-to-cut-off-wifes-head-court-told/ Mon, 09 Jan 2012 23:37:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/driver-threatened-neighbours-with-gun-police/ "It's a warning to follow instructions on the can," he said. For those of you too young to have ever actually used an "outhouse", allow me to describe one. If... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/driver-threatened-neighbours-with-gun-police/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/driver-threatened-neighbours-with-gun-police/ Sat, 07 Jan 2012 13:28:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/doctors-to-remove-vietnamese-mans-90kg-tumour/ He may not even need stitches, he said. Police have not recovered the knife, which had a blade about 7cm long. But that's the challenge for radio legend Alan Jones... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/doctors-to-remove-vietnamese-mans-90kg-tumour/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/doctors-to-remove-vietnamese-mans-90kg-tumour/ Thu, 05 Jan 2012 12:00:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/murdochs-wife-an-imposter-on-twitter/ This year she only had about three or four goats as opposed to maybe 10 because she was getting a little bit too round rather than getting longer. Analysts are... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/murdochs-wife-an-imposter-on-twitter/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/murdochs-wife-an-imposter-on-twitter/ Wed, 04 Jan 2012 05:09:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/cuban-priests-reject-doomsday-prediction/ In other predictions, Lindsay Lohan is 11/10 favourite to be the first star arrested in 2012, followed by British rock wildman Pete Doherty at 5/2, troubled Courtney Love at 4/1... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/cuban-priests-reject-doomsday-prediction/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/cuban-priests-reject-doomsday-prediction/ Tue, 03 Jan 2012 09:57:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/many-aussies-suffering-at-christmas-pm/ "Oh, I don't know," muttered Milli as she shrugged. Former prime minister John Howard has been appointed a member of the Order of Merit (OM) by the Queen. She told... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/many-aussies-suffering-at-christmas-pm/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/many-aussies-suffering-at-christmas-pm/ Sun, 01 Jan 2012 07:06:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/depression-and-hospital-visits-higher-for-blind/ Doctors are calling for tougher restrictions on how alcohol can be marketed to young people. Superintendent Hollamby says police are now hoping to see a reduction in crime, which typically... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/depression-and-hospital-visits-higher-for-blind/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/depression-and-hospital-visits-higher-for-blind/ Mon, 26 Dec 2011 22:51:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/horrific-child-abuse-revealed/ Some of the abuse was streamed live using internet webcams to paedophiles around the world who would reassure the victims that the behaviour was "normal". Net profit for the six... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/horrific-child-abuse-revealed/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/horrific-child-abuse-revealed/ Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:15:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/james-murdoch-was-sent-hacking-email/ A man has been charged with stabbing his friend to death in his loungeroom before setting him on fire in an attempt to hide the crime. Admiral William McRaven, head... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/james-murdoch-was-sent-hacking-email/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/james-murdoch-was-sent-hacking-email/ Sun, 18 Dec 2011 23:59:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/no-beards-ponytails-for-victorian-police/ A naval officer has been found guilty of spanking a junior female sailor and other acts of abuse. Col. Leighton said that although Google had the right to show the... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/no-beards-ponytails-for-victorian-police/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/no-beards-ponytails-for-victorian-police/ Tue, 13 Dec 2011 05:07:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/masked-men-in-birthday-party-stabbing-spree/ About 350 enthusiasts gathered at the Sydney Observatory to witness the event, which saw the moon turn a pale red as it slipped into the earth's shadow. And Patricia O'Neill... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/masked-men-in-birthday-party-stabbing-spree/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/masked-men-in-birthday-party-stabbing-spree/ Sun, 11 Dec 2011 06:37:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/jackman-raises-839645-for-charity/ A man accused of sexual assaulting four young girls between 11 and 23 years ago, is to be allowed to return to his Canberra farm to prepare for the bushfire... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/jackman-raises-839645-for-charity/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/jackman-raises-839645-for-charity/ Fri, 09 Dec 2011 00:58:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/australian-faces-500-lashes-for-blasphemy/ Victoria's judiciary has hit back at suggestions that it is out of touch with public opinion on sentencing. "We've decided as of Friday, no more mayonnaise and that's forever," Ms... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/australian-faces-500-lashes-for-blasphemy/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/australian-faces-500-lashes-for-blasphemy/ Wed, 07 Dec 2011 23:10:00 GMT