http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/ Consumption Malfunction en Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:28:00 GMT Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:28:00 GMT info@consumptionmalfunction.com info@consumptionmalfunction.com http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/hes-not/ Religion is the personification of Nature, believe leading trippers. "The Sun, that great child of the sky, is none other than the Son of God," claims one, high on the... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/hes-not/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/hes-not/ Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:28:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/alternative-medicine-practitioner-captured-after-living-in-disguise-as-a-murderous-thug/ The whacky quack, who wrote prescriptions, novels, on a blog, who wore clothes supplied by pharmacuetical companies, a beard, a logo, who bumped off a few Muslims, who thanked God... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/alternative-medicine-practitioner-captured-after-living-in-disguise-as-a-murderous-thug/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/alternative-medicine-practitioner-captured-after-living-in-disguise-as-a-murderous-thug/ Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:32:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/norm-awarded-brownlow-medal-by-himself-for-services-to-smelling-the-flowers/ Norm, nature-laugher, florist extraordinaire, bong-head, simpleton, Marxist reanimator, dope-thinker, papal-pleaser, stay-at-home dud, fart-laugher, and kiddy-art crayoner is too much of a laugher to think that nature doesn't have the answers... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/norm-awarded-brownlow-medal-by-himself-for-services-to-smelling-the-flowers/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/norm-awarded-brownlow-medal-by-himself-for-services-to-smelling-the-flowers/ Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:44:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/spelling-bee-champion-misspells-karl-marx/ The word's greatest spiller, kiddy porn controversy denier, humble pie manufacturer, bigot squasher, argumentative tail-chaser, ignored and vilified martyr, tea-slipper, Kamahl enthusiast, heroic saviour of the maniacal and depressed, donkey-wielder... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/spelling-bee-champion-misspells-karl-marx/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/spelling-bee-champion-misspells-karl-marx/ Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:43:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/man-im-smarter-than-mother-nature/ Man, the greatest thinker since sliced head, has refused to bow to his own mater after he was caught tossing off. "I don't bow to anyone," Man said as he... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/man-im-smarter-than-mother-nature/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/man-im-smarter-than-mother-nature/ Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:15:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/castro-cases-spark-aged-care-review/ Resort manager, and infidel tangent, Castro is a silly old bugger with a dodgy knee-jerk reaction and feathery trigger thinger, according to resort-goers. "We used to treat Cuba like a... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/castro-cases-spark-aged-care-review/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/castro-cases-spark-aged-care-review/ Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:38:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/go-there-girlfriends/ The USA, perhaps the greatest country in the world, probably the greatest country on earth, easily the greatest country in history, internet provider, cradler of civilization, and timeless monolith, is... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/go-there-girlfriends/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/go-there-girlfriends/ Sat, 12 Jul 2008 02:46:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/children-should-have-clothing/ The stunning statements come in the whack of the controversy surrounding the ever increasing gulp that exists. "The only thing wrong with naked kids is that they might die from... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/children-should-have-clothing/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/children-should-have-clothing/ Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:59:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/naked-girl-goes-on-the-attack/ The naked girl at the centre of a controversial photograph has leapt to the defence of pedophiles everywhere with a stunning attack on key targets. "How would you like it... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/naked-girl-goes-on-the-attack/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/naked-girl-goes-on-the-attack/ Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:54:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/bandaids-are-great-for-bullet-holes/ Laws, the inky thinks written on white paper, are, and always will be, the best means of protecting people, say leading psychics. "Society has always been shot," said one, hand... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/bandaids-are-great-for-bullet-holes/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/bandaids-are-great-for-bullet-holes/ Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:22:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/hawking-walks/ Hawking has renewed his vows to his buxom waif and super-mong, Jennifer in a slavish ceremony waited on. "My bottom gets very itchy at night, Stephen," Hawking moaned as she... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/hawking-walks/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/hawking-walks/ Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:44:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/tax-office-pursuing-norm-report/ Norm, the brains behind his doubting eyes, and biro-hater, upskirt photographer, downtop licker, finger sniffer and unsociable pervert, is being chased by the government deportment over undisclosed earings. "He looks... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/tax-office-pursuing-norm-report/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/tax-office-pursuing-norm-report/ Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:41:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/if-religion-is-false-hope-not-much-better-can-be-said-for-the-politics/ Sir Robert Mugabe, rickety-livered black man, well-endowed knight, suit-wearer, Pims sniffer, house-nagger, and world reader responsible for killing people, has welcomed the praise of his people for making them rich... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/if-religion-is-false-hope-not-much-better-can-be-said-for-the-politics/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/if-religion-is-false-hope-not-much-better-can-be-said-for-the-politics/ Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:03:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/stillbirths-gods-silent-way-of-saying-he-approves-of-abortion/ God, our farter who art a heathen, dinosaur-denier, man with a beer, clouded-thinker, holocaust-enabler and vociferous karaoke singer, has let me in on a little secret. "I actually look more... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/stillbirths-gods-silent-way-of-saying-he-approves-of-abortion/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/stillbirths-gods-silent-way-of-saying-he-approves-of-abortion/ Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:07:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/satan-announced-as-obamas-running-mate/ The fallen angel, suspected terrorist, keeper of souls, habitual masturbator, pro-Chaucer and Democrat has aggrieved to appear on the ballot with long-time friend, business associate and fellow mister of deceit... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/satan-announced-as-obamas-running-mate/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/satan-announced-as-obamas-running-mate/ Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:48:00 GMT