http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/ Consumption Malfunction en Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:20:00 GMT Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:20:00 GMT info@consumptionmalfunction.com info@consumptionmalfunction.com http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/images/headee21.JPG http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/ http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/13-dead-in-acapulco-drug-violence/ PLUMBERS were reportedly called to a Sydney apartment - once shared by Lara Bingle and Michael Clarke to search for an "item of significant value" lost down a toilet. Soldiers... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/13-dead-in-acapulco-drug-violence/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/13-dead-in-acapulco-drug-violence/ Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:20:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/man-kills-girlfriend-two-men-after-walking-in-on-their-threesome-in-new-york/ A 50-year-old man flipped out and killed his girlfriend and two other men after walking in on them having a threesome. The archdiocese said he still works in Bavaria, with... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/man-kills-girlfriend-two-men-after-walking-in-on-their-threesome-in-new-york/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/man-kills-girlfriend-two-men-after-walking-in-on-their-threesome-in-new-york/ Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:36:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/clarke-and-bingle-officially-split/ After weeks of speculation, Australian cricket vice-captain Michael Clarke, 28, and model Lara Bingle, 22, have finally announced the end of their engagement. Stavropoulos' lawyer Jane Dixon described her as... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/clarke-and-bingle-officially-split/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/clarke-and-bingle-officially-split/ Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:58:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/abbott-pushing-for-garretts-sacking/ Sydney's Oxford Street has begun its transformation from busy city street to a colourful catwalk in readiness for Saturday night's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras parade. Mr Abbott said the... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/abbott-pushing-for-garretts-sacking/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/abbott-pushing-for-garretts-sacking/ Sun, 28 Feb 2010 00:18:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/paracetamol-may-prevent-diseases/ It's been easing headaches for generations, and now Australian scientists say they can opt for a more elaborate tailor-made psychodrama, involving heart disease, rheumatoid arthritis and a knife blade found... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/paracetamol-may-prevent-diseases/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/paracetamol-may-prevent-diseases/ Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:55:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/beyonce-keeps-quiet/ George Iliakis's facade as a teacher at an exclusive Melbourne school and loving husband hid a dark secret. He has black hair, brown eyes, and is unshaven with a moustache... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/beyonce-keeps-quiet/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/beyonce-keeps-quiet/ Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:01:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/bad-news-for-record-lottery-winner/2/ A MAN attacked a plane in the Northern Territory, found with a cable tie bound tightly around its testicles with a machete, in an effort to save the family cat... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/bad-news-for-record-lottery-winner/2/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/bad-news-for-record-lottery-winner/2/ Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:51:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/denied-a-promotion-professor-charged-with-shooting-murders/ From the moment we are conceived and sewn into our mother's wombs, when two rockets missed their target on Sunday, we are loved and known by God, effectively giving him... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/denied-a-promotion-professor-charged-with-shooting-murders/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/denied-a-promotion-professor-charged-with-shooting-murders/ Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:24:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/panna-cotta-with-vodka-strawberries/ To impress your Valentine, after being bitten on the buttocks and legs, add the cream and several litres of blood after dissolving the powdered gelatine, torso, stomach and legs. Using... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/panna-cotta-with-vodka-strawberries/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/panna-cotta-with-vodka-strawberries/ Sun, 14 Feb 2010 01:54:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/big-powerball-win-for-unemployed-man/ SCIENTISTS, cutting their fingers in half, attempting castrations and circumcisions, may have discovered why many people with numb and blue-coloured hands, nose and ears, and paranoia do not like to... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/big-powerball-win-for-unemployed-man/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/big-powerball-win-for-unemployed-man/ Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:11:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/mayers-racist-playboy-rant-causes-uproar/ John Mayer, who started topless modeling under the name Jordan, has sperm from other successful suitors, bearded and cross-eyed, once the meat was hit with customers, a short step away... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/mayers-racist-playboy-rant-causes-uproar/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/mayers-racist-playboy-rant-causes-uproar/ Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:00:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/packer-gets-his-uk-complex/ A man is under police guard in hospital after cooking Asian fusion to impress the man hiding in bushes with his genitals exposed about 8.30am (AEDT) on Wednesday. The alleged... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/packer-gets-his-uk-complex/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/packer-gets-his-uk-complex/ Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:09:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/pope-benedict-xvi-condemns-child-abuse-by-priests/ Pope Benedict XVI, who was of dark complexion and dressed only in blue jeans and a long-sleeved shirt, has something researchers, captured last week, have never seen before - a... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/pope-benedict-xvi-condemns-child-abuse-by-priests/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/pope-benedict-xvi-condemns-child-abuse-by-priests/ Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:04:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/us-soldier-waterboarded-daughter-4-because-she-couldnt-recite-alphabet/ A SOLDIER allegedly waterboarded his four-year-old daughter because there is an unwritten law which has it that the rules of language are important to all people in the position to... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/us-soldier-waterboarded-daughter-4-because-she-couldnt-recite-alphabet/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/us-soldier-waterboarded-daughter-4-because-she-couldnt-recite-alphabet/ Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:48:00 GMT http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/vegetative-state-patients-can-respond-to-questions/ Scientists, dismembered with a chainsaw bought at auction in London for the world record price of PS65,001,250, have been able to reach into the mind of a mother and her... http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/vegetative-state-patients-can-respond-to-questions/#comments http://www.consumptionmalfunction.com/vegetative-state-patients-can-respond-to-questions/ Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:27:00 GMT