Rudd, Obama reaffirm alliance at 'meeting of minds'
March 25th 2009 02:21
United States President Barack Obama has praised the Rudd Government for showing "vision" on the domestic and international stages - but failed to say publicly what more he expects of it in Afghanistan.
"Before I consult my dark master (his wife), I always make sure I appear as human as possible. If I try and talk to her as a goat she says she finds it hard to talk to me," Obama confided.
"She's one hell of a woman. Do you see these nipples? What possible use do I have for these? It's not as though I ever take on the form of a woman, myself," Obama said, winking and nudging.
"Anyway, the main thing is, Rudd is by far the closest thing to pure evil outside of a dress. I don't know why he wears pants. If I had legs like that, I'd be wearing them over my shoulders," Obama said, his head over his heels for his wife.
"Really, on important domestic matters my dark master is my head-turner of a wife. She wears the pants around here," Obama said, pointing to his four legs as his breathtaking wife, masterful, beamed.
"I'm a shade or two lighter," Satan himself said, counting shades in his possession.
"Knowing her is like being in heaven, again. Hell, yeah," the fallen star, revealed, lighting up.
"I'm glad to say that I will be appearing (in human form) at a shopping centre near you. I'll be signing copies of my latest work of fiction. I call it The Holy Bible," he boasted, chewing through some rope.
"Before I consult my dark master (his wife), I always make sure I appear as human as possible. If I try and talk to her as a goat she says she finds it hard to talk to me," Obama confided.
"She's one hell of a woman. Do you see these nipples? What possible use do I have for these? It's not as though I ever take on the form of a woman, myself," Obama said, winking and nudging.
"Anyway, the main thing is, Rudd is by far the closest thing to pure evil outside of a dress. I don't know why he wears pants. If I had legs like that, I'd be wearing them over my shoulders," Obama said, his head over his heels for his wife.
"Really, on important domestic matters my dark master is my head-turner of a wife. She wears the pants around here," Obama said, pointing to his four legs as his breathtaking wife, masterful, beamed.
"I'm a shade or two lighter," Satan himself said, counting shades in his possession.
"Knowing her is like being in heaven, again. Hell, yeah," the fallen star, revealed, lighting up.
"I'm glad to say that I will be appearing (in human form) at a shopping centre near you. I'll be signing copies of my latest work of fiction. I call it The Holy Bible," he boasted, chewing through some rope.
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