Rudd pledges $200 million for reefer at Schwarzenegger's behest
October 29th 2007 04:25
Labor leader and PM in waiting Kevin Rudd made the stunning announcement from his couch-bed as he called for calm on his mobile while secretly wishing the death of Peter Garrett.
"He's out to get me. You're all out to get me. You won't get me. He won't. You won't. Only I will have that honour. That dubious honour. Somewhat dubious. He is out to get me. Mark my words. Don't you forget it. That carpet looks like biscuits."
The remarks are a stunning revelation that fall in line with Cheech and Chong spiritual leader Arnold "The Bulging Hippy" Schwarzenegger's about the threat global warming poses to the reefer.
"I'm not snorkelling anything I shouldn't be, bud."
The politician, who launched his career with Conan the Bonghead, has repeatedly watched reruns of terrible television programs adamant that their "sacred secrets will reveal all to me".
For Rudd, an Australian, there is no shortage of locally produced product of comparable quality.
"He's out to get me. You're all out to get me. You won't get me. He won't. You won't. Only I will have that honour. That dubious honour. Somewhat dubious. He is out to get me. Mark my words. Don't you forget it. That carpet looks like biscuits."
The remarks are a stunning revelation that fall in line with Cheech and Chong spiritual leader Arnold "The Bulging Hippy" Schwarzenegger's about the threat global warming poses to the reefer.
"I'm not snorkelling anything I shouldn't be, bud."
The politician, who launched his career with Conan the Bonghead, has repeatedly watched reruns of terrible television programs adamant that their "sacred secrets will reveal all to me".
For Rudd, an Australian, there is no shortage of locally produced product of comparable quality.
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I can picture him there in his office ripping up carpet and eating the underlay first.
Lower tacks.