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Rudd reveals 'orgasm' blunder with China

August 29th 2009 00:00
Mr Rudd, branded a "sexual predator" over two years of violent rapes along Brisbane bikeways, told students at the Australian National University about an error he made as a junior envoy in Beijing.

"I deeply regret any activity by a staff member which may have led to a fetus or body part being disposed of improperly," he said in a statement.

He said women were quite reluctant to receive kisses on the lips.

In an "affadavit", he said he had the ability to "control sound with my mind and have developed a device for others to witness this phenomena".

He said a number of people were being interviewed to help investigators establish whether the claims were true.

Judge Irwin also noted the series of "premeditated and systematic" attacks were escalating in violence.

He became increasingly fanatical about religion, bursting into song on random occasions and claiming God spoke to him through a box.

The antenna used to transit was beaming to 302 gigawatts or the equivalent energy of 302 billion mobile phones or every person on earth sending 50 texts at one time.

At one point, he expressed hesitation about whether his actions were proper.

"In the last couple years he started getting into this strange religious stuff. We kind of felt sorry for him," said Tim Allen, president of East County Glass and Window Inc in Pittsburg, California.

"Understand what I'm talking about?"

But don't hold your breath for an immediate response as it will take four decades for a reply to reach Earth and that's only if the messages are received by intelligent life that understand them.

Facebook, which lets users share pictures, videos, news stories, opinions and private and public messages, has 12 million Canadian users.




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Comment by Morgan Bell

August 31st 2009 01:29
reluctant, i know the feeling

Comment by Norm

September 1st 2009 00:00

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 1st 2009 07:15
thats what Tom Cruise always says

Comment by Norm

September 1st 2009 23:36

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