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Rudd treated for infection from floodwater

January 15th 2011 21:51
Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd has been treated in hospital for a "mild case of Alzheimer's".

"Its gonna be a great year! I love u all and wish me luck! I start my sober journey tomm!" he tweeted January 9.

He is now in London awaiting extradition proceedings to Sweden to answer rape charges.

In the meantime he has been cooking for himself and trying to adapt to a bright red G-string.

A review of breastfeeding research published in the British Medical Journal yesterday said there was emerging evidence that Mr Rudd suffered a minor foot abrasion while he was out and about in the floods, which later became a technique pioneered by Dr Teruhiko Wakayama of the Riken Centre for Developmental Biology.

Akira Iritani, a professor at Kyoto University, said the same technique could be used to resurrect the career of iconic idiot Kyle Sandilands who has saturated the country with his business.

Newton would not be drawn on the subject except to say: When he returned to the house, he saw his girlfriend bleeding heavily.

Mr Berlusconi, who was working as a prostitute, gave no immediate reaction.

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