Andrew Symonds Felches Millions of Pounds For Rudd's 20/20 Cricket Summit
February 26th 2008 04:37
Prime Minister Kelvin Rudd has outbid stroking Bollywood writers to claim the services of the most advanced knuckle-drag queen in Australia.
"He both plays for my team," said Rudd, "and he doesn't."
Symonds refused to let the media see his tutu because he "wouldn't wear it."
The media remain upbeat that they can get an idea or two to float for the upcoming celebrations to be held in the streets of Sydney.
The arching tutu went red when Steve Waugh put his hanky in the wash.
"If an Indian isn't doing his rag," Symonds, an avid fetishist, explained, "they're doing their rug."
Bollywood waiters have had to rush to the bathroom to wash their hands of the Australians.
"He both plays for my team," said Rudd, "and he doesn't."
Symonds refused to let the media see his tutu because he "wouldn't wear it."
The media remain upbeat that they can get an idea or two to float for the upcoming celebrations to be held in the streets of Sydney.
The arching tutu went red when Steve Waugh put his hanky in the wash.
"If an Indian isn't doing his rag," Symonds, an avid fetishist, explained, "they're doing their rug."
Bollywood waiters have had to rush to the bathroom to wash their hands of the Australians.
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