RUPERT MURDOCH TO STAR AS PYGMALION IN THE EXTRAVAGANZA WRITTEN BY SCABS
February 5th 2008 00:31
"I've had to take a pay cut to play this role," the media mongol told his rampaging whores in a leaked press release.
Pygmalion, the mythological scalper who brought his whore-creation to life, is a role that has had stars crawling over their own dead bodies to read for.
"Most stars" reveals film cricket Jiminy, "just want a chance to get their arms around the loading lady."
Many people have put up their hands to snap his off to bring him closer to the original.
"I want to be a real boy too, but nobody likes pests," the heavy drinking insect told a can of Mortein.
Murdoch has contracted Delaney's parents to tell them that he'll be a perfect gentleman with their son.
"Just as soon as I get the test results that prove he's adopted."
The scabs deny that they've been a little rash.
Pygmalion, the mythological scalper who brought his whore-creation to life, is a role that has had stars crawling over their own dead bodies to read for.
"Most stars" reveals film cricket Jiminy, "just want a chance to get their arms around the loading lady."
Many people have put up their hands to snap his off to bring him closer to the original.
"I want to be a real boy too, but nobody likes pests," the heavy drinking insect told a can of Mortein.
Murdoch has contracted Delaney's parents to tell them that he'll be a perfect gentleman with their son.
"Just as soon as I get the test results that prove he's adopted."
The scabs deny that they've been a little rash.
Corey Delaney as Venus de Milo
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