Satan announced as Obama's running mate
June 30th 2008 02:48
The fallen angel, suspected terrorist, keeper of souls, habitual masturbator, pro-Chaucer and Democrat has aggrieved to appear on the ballot with long-time friend, business associate and fellow mister of deceit Barack Obama.
"A vote for Obama is a vote for me" Satan himself said wearing a grin from oar to oar.
The two Satanists, in the same boat, believe that killing children is the American way and running with scissors on wet tails.
God, strangely silent for the last few centuries, is a vocal campaigner for the innocent.
"I'll do everything in my power to save the lives of children," the all mighty one told scribes who had smoked the burning bush as Japanese Vealers remembered Hiroshima.
The two camps, Good and Evil, are, for the first time, to go head to horny head in a vote that will at last bring Armageddon.
"We can't wait," a cured foetus told the pus-driveller on the way to school.
God, tired, is on the record as vowing to send his son, conceived through unconsentual sex and out of wedlock to another man's wiff, to sort out the white from the wrong.
"Jesus, that's me!" he said, wanking up late one day.
We're all adults here.
"A vote for Obama is a vote for me" Satan himself said wearing a grin from oar to oar.
The two Satanists, in the same boat, believe that killing children is the American way and running with scissors on wet tails.
God, strangely silent for the last few centuries, is a vocal campaigner for the innocent.
"I'll do everything in my power to save the lives of children," the all mighty one told scribes who had smoked the burning bush as Japanese Vealers remembered Hiroshima.
The two camps, Good and Evil, are, for the first time, to go head to horny head in a vote that will at last bring Armageddon.
"We can't wait," a cured foetus told the pus-driveller on the way to school.
God, tired, is on the record as vowing to send his son, conceived through unconsentual sex and out of wedlock to another man's wiff, to sort out the white from the wrong.
"Jesus, that's me!" he said, wanking up late one day.
We're all adults here.
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Comment by RubySoho
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Jeez Norm, when you put it like that, you make it sound so silly.
One of your best ever here.
Comment by Norm
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The thing I respect most about God is that, for such a celebrated author, he doesn't appear on talk-shows.
But he is an irresponsible father.
Very hard to find when the children are stepping on landmines, working in factories, having their own children, etc...
Comment by Morgan Bell
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Comment by Norm
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If I had my way, I'd be the one true God.
Then again, if I was he I would go on talk-shows.
I'd sell a hell of a lot more good books that way, damn it.
Comment by RubySoho
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Oh my goodness, I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at any exchange i read on the internet before.
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Comment by Norm
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I'm pro-laugh too.
Comment by RubySoho
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Hey S.L. when it comes to religion, and faith issues I think I will listen to Dr. James Dobson rather than, they cling to religion and guns Obama. Even the devil knows the Bible and tries to prevert it like Obama does. Maybe these to have teamed up together, Headlines should read Obama/Satan 2008.
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Comment by Norm
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I should be in the good book. Up the front somewhere.