Schoolgirl Wets His Pants: The Cult of Personality
September 14th 2008 21:14
A giddy schoolgirl, chewing her gums and patting her hair, has wet his pants after his mum said he could have his best friend stay over, on the condition that he wouldn't wet his pants.
"I told her, I said son, you can have your friend stay over as long as you don't get hysterical," his mum said, as her daughter, completely historical, picked out a dress for the swimwear suction.
The occasion, already the biggest thing to hit the goat-firing folks around these parts, will have the neighbours plopping in to see what all the fuss is about as the cult of personality hits new sighs.
"I'm against everything Stalin stood for," the giddy girl, giddy, said as he prepared her ring for a visitor and trimmed her handlebars, while his mum, off her rocker for the evening, prepared a room for their guest, Amen.
The pants, wet, and their owner, wetter, have been on the phone, telling everyone about the hysterical occasion, perhaps the biggest in human hysteria, easily the most impotent and very derisive.
"Blank and you'll miss it," the schoolgirl, name of Dorothy, told his companions, after hitting her head, having to have a little lie down, and going on a fanatical journey through the arse of a storm.
"I told her, I said son, you can have your friend stay over as long as you don't get hysterical," his mum said, as her daughter, completely historical, picked out a dress for the swimwear suction.
The occasion, already the biggest thing to hit the goat-firing folks around these parts, will have the neighbours plopping in to see what all the fuss is about as the cult of personality hits new sighs.
"I'm against everything Stalin stood for," the giddy girl, giddy, said as he prepared her ring for a visitor and trimmed her handlebars, while his mum, off her rocker for the evening, prepared a room for their guest, Amen.
The pants, wet, and their owner, wetter, have been on the phone, telling everyone about the hysterical occasion, perhaps the biggest in human hysteria, easily the most impotent and very derisive.
"Blank and you'll miss it," the schoolgirl, name of Dorothy, told his companions, after hitting her head, having to have a little lie down, and going on a fanatical journey through the arse of a storm.
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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I meant rorters.
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
That being written, anything that aids the writing process is not a waste of time for the Government-sponsored writer. Very few people write a best-seller the first time they put finger to keyboard.
Btw, can you email me or MSN me with your phone number [again]. I've lost it again. Can you tell I've been on adult sex sites? Got MSN babe? lol.
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
As long as I'm writing what I want, when I want, the shelves of Dymocks and Angus and Robertson's can stock themselves, and as long as I'm being paid cash in hand, the Government can spend my taxes however they want.
I'll email the number to you later, I'm out the door as we speak. I think it's the underpants on the noggin that does it for me.
Comment by Morgan Bell
Deep Pencil
Current Business News
Movie Train
Artist Quirk
Comment by RubySoho
Music Zone
Thought Zone
Comment by Nomad
Awesome Food
one time when i was younger i stayed at my mates place and spewed a peanut pancake on a mat.
recipe for peanut pancake-
12 VB's
packet of peanuts
method-
combine and shake
Nomad (he threw the mat out)
Comment by D. Armenta
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
Usually at Dymock's.
P.S.--Better the arse of a storm than the epidermis of a tsunami. Just the reflection of it makes the Y-fronts mildew.
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Ruby, it's so long ago that I can't remember why I started this sentence. I think, if you're anything like me, you won't forget why I started this sentence, which I started only to finish.
Nomad, they say you shouldn't eat peanuts when you're drinking because you never know who's hand has been in the bowl. I never put my hand in the bowl of a public toilet. I tell a lie, I did it once when I dropped my lunch.
D, I read once that the Wizard of Oz was penned by a socially aware author who wanted to make a point about some irreverant subject. Hollywood, and its endless supply of artless bastards, took the ending, and much besides, and failed the writer. There's a shock, film betrays writer. Jaws hit footpath.
Smiling definitely,
Yours and mine,