Science and Nature: Trivial Pursuits
August 14th 2008 01:32
Science, the word we uterus, for our attempts to dehumanize our knowledge of Nature, is Religion in drag, say drug-queens.
"It's just the opposite of what it's not, if that makes any sentence?" said one, shaving his logs as he shat down for dinner.
In the beginning, we, and we use that word advisedly, thought it passable to know Nature purely objectionably.
"We thought that the Earth was the centre of the World," a man in a white coat said, stirruping himself in for a pimpy ride.
"And now we know that to be false," he said, putting his dentures in his glasses and whizzing about the labia in his waffle-chair.
The Earth, unmistakebly the centre of our Word, is so much who we are as living beings that it's not even fanny.
"When it's my time of the month, I ask myself why?" quizzed one man dressed up to lick like a woman, hitting the buzzer.
"It's because life as we know it is a function of the world in which it's in," answered an audience mumbler; some wit erroneously.
Religion, our humanisation of Nature is the other side of the coin, and both make a lot of sentences, to me.
"It's just the opposite of what it's not, if that makes any sentence?" said one, shaving his logs as he shat down for dinner.
In the beginning, we, and we use that word advisedly, thought it passable to know Nature purely objectionably.
"We thought that the Earth was the centre of the World," a man in a white coat said, stirruping himself in for a pimpy ride.
"And now we know that to be false," he said, putting his dentures in his glasses and whizzing about the labia in his waffle-chair.
The Earth, unmistakebly the centre of our Word, is so much who we are as living beings that it's not even fanny.
"When it's my time of the month, I ask myself why?" quizzed one man dressed up to lick like a woman, hitting the buzzer.
"It's because life as we know it is a function of the world in which it's in," answered an audience mumbler; some wit erroneously.
Religion, our humanisation of Nature is the other side of the coin, and both make a lot of sentences, to me.
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Q: How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the ladder and one to take out the old one and replace it with a new one.
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If I could pick out my own reward, it would definitely be a wedgie.
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Also for telling whether your drawers are on backwards.
Bless you Norm, for making me laugh on an otherwise bad day.
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I'm taking a wedge out of the sand-trap.
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As in, a wedgie is a slang term for when your underwear gets wedged up your bum?
Other terms : continental, hinder binder, bum flossing, etc.
So, you know, taking a wedge out of the sand trap would take on a whole new meaning, bearing that in mind.
What's the Aussie term for a wedgie?
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It says: The Battle of Hastings.
Actually, I'm taking refuge in my own bunker with a wedgie.
I wear my undies to bed.
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