Scientists Claim Therapeutic Benefits In Picking Your Nose and Eating It
October 20th 2009 23:23
Scientists have discovered what I already knew. Picking your nose and eating it, not only tastes good, it is also good for you.
Kleenex has, thanks to an idea they stole from me, now released a range of edible tissues and pre-picked boogers.
Kids all over the place are getting into the delicious taste of nature's goodness. Don't wipe it on your pants. Put it in your mouth!
New Kleenex Edible Tissues
Comes in two flavours: crunchy and smooth!
www.pickyournoseandeatit.com
New Kleenex Bushman's Hanky
Blow your brains out in the street.
www.blowyourbrainsout.com
Kids, Eat Somebody's Face!
We pick out the freshest and best boogers from the runniest noses on the face of the earth and bring them into this new handy pack.
www.eatwhatyoublow.com
Pick your nose and eat it is the catchprase of a whole new generation of nose-pickers and scab-eaters. All the kids are doing it!
Picking your nose and eating it, critics are saying, is a prelude to a more serious childhood problem. Scratch your bum and sniff.
Chroming, as the intoxicating new phenomenon is called, is the fragrant abuse of kids' bums being pushed by digital-age icon Calvin Klein.
Get your hands on the smell of little bottoms for less than what you'd expect to pay in Thailand, or Church. Save on tissues.
Calvin Klein's Smelly Crap
The new range of abuses by paedophiles.
www.digitallypenetratekids.net
Want the intoxicating allure of a predator?
Catholic Priest by Lynx
www.somethingstinks.org
Kleenex has, thanks to an idea they stole from me, now released a range of edible tissues and pre-picked boogers.
Kids all over the place are getting into the delicious taste of nature's goodness. Don't wipe it on your pants. Put it in your mouth!
New Kleenex Edible Tissues
Comes in two flavours: crunchy and smooth!
www.pickyournoseandeatit.com
New Kleenex Bushman's Hanky
Blow your brains out in the street.
www.blowyourbrainsout.com
Kids, Eat Somebody's Face!
We pick out the freshest and best boogers from the runniest noses on the face of the earth and bring them into this new handy pack.
www.eatwhatyoublow.com
Pick your nose and eat it is the catchprase of a whole new generation of nose-pickers and scab-eaters. All the kids are doing it!
Picking your nose and eating it, critics are saying, is a prelude to a more serious childhood problem. Scratch your bum and sniff.
Chroming, as the intoxicating new phenomenon is called, is the fragrant abuse of kids' bums being pushed by digital-age icon Calvin Klein.
Get your hands on the smell of little bottoms for less than what you'd expect to pay in Thailand, or Church. Save on tissues.
Calvin Klein's Smelly Crap
The new range of abuses by paedophiles.
www.digitallypenetratekids.net
Want the intoxicating allure of a predator?
Catholic Priest by Lynx
www.somethingstinks.org
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