Scientists Dig Up Shakespeare and Find Him Rotten
December 17th 2007 00:03
The controversy surrounding the identity of the author of the works attributed to William Shakespeare has caused professionals whose livelihoods depend on Shakespeare being the real author to ignore the very distinct possibility that the works were penned by another.
Grave-robbers, infuriated by the arrogant attitude of most people in positions of authority, have taken matters into their own shovels by senselessly butchering esteemed academics.
"On the way back we snuck in and dug up the bard." said one.
Fretting actors and stage-wankers have strutted about for generators in the belief that one of their own was an author such as the one who wrote such works.
"I'll do anything for a bit of power over others," said a Shakepearean fanatic, "and what better way than peddling."
Still, they strut about in vanity.
Deluded writers, and there are a couple, have tried to revive the spirit of Shakespeare to good effect.
"If there's one thing that I'd like to hear it's an audience applauding for me." say most people.
There's never any shortage of pretentious wankers.
"I'm not against wanking as such." Henry Neville said as he put pen to paper.
Grave-robbers, infuriated by the arrogant attitude of most people in positions of authority, have taken matters into their own shovels by senselessly butchering esteemed academics.
"On the way back we snuck in and dug up the bard." said one.
Fretting actors and stage-wankers have strutted about for generators in the belief that one of their own was an author such as the one who wrote such works.
"I'll do anything for a bit of power over others," said a Shakepearean fanatic, "and what better way than peddling."
Still, they strut about in vanity.
Deluded writers, and there are a couple, have tried to revive the spirit of Shakespeare to good effect.
"If there's one thing that I'd like to hear it's an audience applauding for me." say most people.
There's never any shortage of pretentious wankers.
"I'm not against wanking as such." Henry Neville said as he put pen to paper.
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