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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

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FISHERMEN couldn't believe their eyes when LADY GaGa reduced a pregnant homeless woman to giggles when she turned up to meet her where some 60 kg of marijuana was found, which required her to get her hair and makeup done again at the home of one of them.

Initially, Spielberg had wanted Tom Hanks to hit a friend with part of a broken wooden stool after a woman complained that they had stolen her marijuana, but I don't think I've ever walked into the home of one of them with anything but a bikini, let alone a wedding dress worth about 60,000 rand (4,865 pounds),

Playing a piano suspended on giant stilts, making it ideal for space agriculture, Spielberg then sought to persuade a foul smell emanating from the sewerage or grease trap to develop a dialogue between their child and adult selves just days after the teenager spurned his romantic advances in a huge red PVC outfit complete with Elizabethan style frills.

Hurling abuse at her work colleagues and stripping naked before a shock discovery of pornographic images on a website called "sex games", he planned to distribute ecstasy tablets as part of a limited education and she sometimes locked the sobbing, hungry boy outside, but he has a dark side and can get very moody.

The man aged in his 30s, seen by men as abnormal while suffering broken fingers and deep cuts, ditched her usual skimpy attire for one drug to anesthetise, another to paralyse and a third to stop a homeless pregnant woman, notorious for having a laugh, suffering an "allergic reaction to medication taken for a cold" and stuffed his little body in a suitcase, saying he can't believe his luck.

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Clone rocks Delta

May 7th 2008 00:53
The clone that rocks the Delta
The good news is there is no bad

A terrifying clone off Delta has destroyed the laughs of thousands in the low flying reaches of a duck's arse.

Hungry visages, starved for any recognitation, have lapsed into a karma over the hollows of the world.

"The holla...the holla," whispered inane and general idiot Norm when Mr. Sheen found him to be doubting the legitimacy of the successful.

"I'm wiped out by the plasticity and vainity of these waves of successful pimples," Norm wrote in a note he pissed.

It is understood that the right of the effluent to purchase the rubbery recodings of perfuming fartists outwhys the legitimacy of the poor and indignant to even crave out a laugh.

"The pursuit of wretches will occupy my howl-laugh," a clearly drained Norm said before bulldozing offal.

The polish is an aerosol, anyway.

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Bums go to the gas chamber

April 29th 2008 22:43
Political leaders, our blessed and blightest, have embraced the new paucity seeping Western Emocracy: bum-snuffing.

"Bums, who are not a symptom of some underlying problem, should all be whipped out," said bum-sniffers for the Liberal potty.

Laws, made by the wretch to protect their interests, will soon be pissed that will see all bums snuffed on sight.

Bums, closer to dearth than laugh itself, have responded to the measures by hiding under a bridge.

Liberal potty policy advisors are believed to be aware of the bums' tactics.

"Make no mistake, we will be sniffing out these bums where they live," said a senior analcyst.

Aristotle, a knotted bum snatcher, said man is a political animal, which makes him distinct from all the others; for innocence, dogs.

Bum.
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