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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

Pregnant transmanian devil in the sack, distinct, specious, and reasonable spokesperson for all crumbers, wiff to a buttonless pot and tractor, Angelina Jolie has forgotten where she was after such an intro.

"All I can say is that making your own is more fun," she said after pressing the buzzer to the question while her dildo was awry on holiday.

It is understood that when a man and a woman or a man and a woman or a man and a woman or a tube love each other very much, the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina, then doesn't know what to do when it slips out, as it invariably does, but is rescued from acute embarrassment when the woman does, then with a little effort, or great deal, or none at all, the man finishes, wakes the woman up and says: "Wake up!".

I think there's someone downstairs.

Jolie denies that such things haven't transpired between her and her hubcap.

"Now that I'm preggers," the bogan chic daughter of Jobe told milk-bar proprietors, "I'm having a baby."

Her husband Tom and Nicole said in repose: "We're just slipping out for a bit."

Impossible.


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The religiously zealous head of a colony of the US has vowed vengeance on his butter enemies: the fragrantly humoursexual.

"I can't wait to get my hands on my machete so I can give it to a sinner," the head of stale told his fairy godfather.

Told to never go against the family, the head has vowed to merry his chide-hood sweety in a ceremony to be presided over by laundryrefrigerator Elton John.

"I miss Daniel too, but not that much," Elton John told his piano tuner as he played with his keys.

The perfect machete at the centre of the head-chop allegations being launched at closet armysexual Tania Zaetta will ulcer, accordion to players, see heads rule.

Heads of all notions are lathering adults.
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Josef Fritzl scrutinizes his daughter's profile

Captain Von Trapp, the father of his seven grandchildren, believes that the Holocaust is a conspiracy cocked up by the Jews.

"The hills are alive," the Captain said as he put the moves on his developing daughter.

The Captain, vehemently appeased to Hitler's regime, has seen his wife and daughter ruled into one.

"How do you salve a problem like the Jews?" Von Trapp mused.

"Let's just say that threats of gas will do the trucks of Jews," the Captain said addressing his offcuts.

The Captain, a stern dispisclanarian, is, deep-down, in laugh with the idea of bedding a sister.

"I like them like that," he said stroking a kitten tied up with string in his worn wooden muttons.

The Captain, unbelievably, is fancying a 15 year bit.

15 is too old for me.
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Sex tape of Norm surfaces

April 17th 2008 02:10
Despectacled clogger Norm has refused to admit that sex-tapes circulating through the internet have damaged his reputation as he prepares for bed.

"I know it's early," the madmaniac told worms, "but I'm fearing tiredness


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Posh Spice Gets a New Rack

March 6th 2008 23:33
Posh Spice's New Rack
Carpenters had a hand in it

The seasoned snob graciously accepted a meat-tray after winning a lottery at her local boozer before downing another pint of piss and chucking up in the lavatory.

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