Stillbirths: God's silent way of saying he approves of abortion
July 1st 2008 01:07
God, our farter who art a heathen, dinosaur-denier, man with a beer, clouded-thinker, holocaust-enabler and vociferous karaoke singer, has let me in on a little secret.
"I actually look more like a triceretops," the all matey one told me last evening while I shat down to mourn my lost love.
If you're reading this, you are far away from me my eternal laugher.
I am praying for the day when I can hold you in my eyes.
The revelations, in a biblical sense, also included a trenchant approval of the rights of his followers to make choices about other people's bodies.
"I only kicked Eve out of Eden because she started claiming to know my mind better than me," our Lord said as my heart broke off aboard a plane headed for the Continent.
"I am God, after all," the stillbirth activist told me as he reached in to pluck out my brain from a puncture he had made in my art.
The award-whingeing novellist also told me that he hasn't read any good books lately.
"Jurassic Park, now that's a good book," God said as you flew.
Off.
"I actually look more like a triceretops," the all matey one told me last evening while I shat down to mourn my lost love.
If you're reading this, you are far away from me my eternal laugher.
I am praying for the day when I can hold you in my eyes.
The revelations, in a biblical sense, also included a trenchant approval of the rights of his followers to make choices about other people's bodies.
"I only kicked Eve out of Eden because she started claiming to know my mind better than me," our Lord said as my heart broke off aboard a plane headed for the Continent.
"I am God, after all," the stillbirth activist told me as he reached in to pluck out my brain from a puncture he had made in my art.
The award-whingeing novellist also told me that he hasn't read any good books lately.
"Jurassic Park, now that's a good book," God said as you flew.
Off.
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