Megan Gale Scratched from The Melbourne Cup
November 5th 2007 21:01
The fast cow has told reporters that fellow fast-cow and knockabout she-larrikin Jennifer Hawkins scratched her eyes in a lesbian tryst in the mounting yards.
The carny-folk pop duo have released a string of nylon over the last decade that have seen them avoid the normal biological 'stresses' and 'tensions' of other pieces of equine flesh.
One horse racing expert, who wished to remain in bed till 7AM said, "Can't I just have a couple more minutes? I hate getting up."
You'll have to get up pretty in the morning to be able to park your testicles on either Gale's or Hawkins' chins.
Hawkins said of Gale "She blows harder and more often in Spring."
It's a statement that can be backed up without roughage.
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