Sex book aimed at children - report
May 4th 2009 00:50
A book which explains how gay parents have children and includes in-depth descriptions of sex is being aimed at children as young as two.
"When a man and a man love each other very much," the book starts, "The man puts his penis in the man's anus, and nine months later," the book continues, "They come out."
The book which explains how straight parents have anal sex and includes in-depth descriptions of how to distinguish a man from a woman is aimed at distinguishing people.
"When a woman and a woman love each other very much," the book has it, "The woman puts her penis in the woman's anus and nine months later," the book continues, "They swap."
The book which explains how gay parents are allowed to stay out of jail and includes in-depth descriptions of willies and front-bottoms is being aimed at children who want children of their own.
"When a child and a child love each other very much," the book would have you believe, "The doctor takes the nurse's temperature and nine months later," the book goes on a bit, "The children are all grown up."
The book which retails at $9.95 is found in plastic sleeves from the aisle of all good newsagencies and in your father's sock drawer underneath your sister's vibrator, or dumped by the side of the road.
"When a man and a man love each other very much," the book starts, "The man puts his penis in the man's anus, and nine months later," the book continues, "They come out."
The book which explains how straight parents have anal sex and includes in-depth descriptions of how to distinguish a man from a woman is aimed at distinguishing people.
"When a woman and a woman love each other very much," the book has it, "The woman puts her penis in the woman's anus and nine months later," the book continues, "They swap."
The book which explains how gay parents are allowed to stay out of jail and includes in-depth descriptions of willies and front-bottoms is being aimed at children who want children of their own.
"When a child and a child love each other very much," the book would have you believe, "The doctor takes the nurse's temperature and nine months later," the book goes on a bit, "The children are all grown up."
The book which retails at $9.95 is found in plastic sleeves from the aisle of all good newsagencies and in your father's sock drawer underneath your sister's vibrator, or dumped by the side of the road.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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i must get it . . .
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
You know how you are.
Still green behind the ears, I see
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Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
schtick, yes. How very Jewish.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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