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Sex is great for pregnancy says Angelina Joile

June 14th 2008 01:58
Pregnant transmanian devil in the sack, distinct, specious, and reasonable spokesperson for all crumbers, wiff to a buttonless pot and tractor, Angelina Jolie has forgotten where she was after such an intro.

"All I can say is that making your own is more fun," she said after pressing the buzzer to the question while her dildo was awry on holiday.

It is understood that when a man and a woman or a man and a woman or a man and a woman or a tube love each other very much, the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina, then doesn't know what to do when it slips out, as it invariably does, but is rescued from acute embarrassment when the woman does, then with a little effort, or great deal, or none at all, the man finishes, wakes the woman up and says: "Wake up!".

I think there's someone downstairs.

Jolie denies that such things haven't transpired between her and her hubcap.

"Now that I'm preggers," the bogan chic daughter of Jobe told milk-bar proprietors, "I'm having a baby."

Her husband Tom and Nicole said in repose: "We're just slipping out for a bit."

Impossible.


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Comment by Michaelie

June 14th 2008 04:52
HAHAHAHAHA

I wish I didn't love you so much.

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 14th 2008 09:56
oh i missed the news, are all the fake gay/lesbian couples in hollywood using test tubes to impregnate themselves now? lol

hang on ive gotta go look at this gerard depardieu article about our most fake (and angry) australian political couple . . .

(speaking of lesbians haha)

Comment by Norm

June 15th 2008 00:10
Michaelie,
I wish I was taller.

Morgan,
the way I understand it is they incubate the tube by sitting on it while in the cabbages.
I have a diploma.


Comment by Lilla

July 5th 2008 23:38
It's annoying, I can never get a comment in... I'm too busy laughing!

Comment by Norm

July 6th 2008 22:32
That's what I was put on this hearth to do.

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