Sex workers to protest ad cost 'rip-off'
June 2nd 2009 02:30
Sex workers angry about the cost of advertising in local papers will mark International Whores Day on Tuesday by protesting outside NSW Parliament House.
"We want TAFE accreditation too," a whore said, "We want recognition for our set," another said of their skills, finishing off the other's sentence, which is extra, extra.
International Whores Day, celebrated with the trampling of frustrated men at the hands of rampaging whores, is likened to The Running of the Bulls.
"This year it will be different," a whore said, "I hope to get off the gear and get out of my abusive relationship and see my daughter," she said, giving it to a man.
International Whores Day, celebrating the oldest trade known to man, is the brainchild of a bunch of whores who are generally thought to be "fucked in the head".
"We want what everybody wants," a whore said, "We want to be free," she said, handcuffed for the want of freedom, her brains being beaten in by some poor fucker.
International Whores Day will this year celebrate the oldest trade known to man with the exchange of labour, in the form of money, for services rendered.
"Look," one tradesperson said, "I can give you a quote, but you won't like it," the whore said, "Let's hurry up and get this over with," she said, quoting an unnamed source.
"We want TAFE accreditation too," a whore said, "We want recognition for our set," another said of their skills, finishing off the other's sentence, which is extra, extra.
International Whores Day, celebrated with the trampling of frustrated men at the hands of rampaging whores, is likened to The Running of the Bulls.
"This year it will be different," a whore said, "I hope to get off the gear and get out of my abusive relationship and see my daughter," she said, giving it to a man.
International Whores Day, celebrating the oldest trade known to man, is the brainchild of a bunch of whores who are generally thought to be "fucked in the head".
"We want what everybody wants," a whore said, "We want to be free," she said, handcuffed for the want of freedom, her brains being beaten in by some poor fucker.
International Whores Day will this year celebrate the oldest trade known to man with the exchange of labour, in the form of money, for services rendered.
"Look," one tradesperson said, "I can give you a quote, but you won't like it," the whore said, "Let's hurry up and get this over with," she said, quoting an unnamed source.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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i guess they dont believe in euphemisms, i notice its not International Sensual Massage Day or International Escort Day or International Sex Therapists Day
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No hidden agendas.
I wonder if you, as a Catholic, could handle the openness of their upfrontness.
I love your take on it, though.
International Sensual Massage Day...ha
International Solicitors Day is next.
Get your wallets ready.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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different kind of whores, different ways of screwing you
me as a Catholic? haha
i love your unreality
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It's unreal.
My uncle was a QC.
Questionable character.
You as a Catholic.
Talk about unreal.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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well if i need to have a sex change i will
i was thinking about manipulating the church from the inside, after all thats what Satan would do, and thats what Ewan McGregor did . . . change comes from within
your unreality is only matched by my unreality
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Heaven's Gate. Their leader had himself castrated. That's not unique for a religion. It takes balls to do that.
I can't help thinking that reality is what we make it.
Change from within? I can align myself with that agenda.
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yeah repressed people love me, they want to consume me and steal my spirit
repressed people and midgets, they are my two major fan-bases
you know transsexuals and medical people (like me) refer to ball removal as an orchidectomy, sometimes it is done as a stop-gap measure for those who cant afford a full gender realignment surgery, its like turning the testosterone taps off
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Sex worker makes a lot of money you know?
Because nobody want to do it.
???
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TWOPY, Plumbers go through a lot of shit in their jobs. Not sure rape and violence makes the list. Call me naive...Call me. Call me, now.
Mau-Medellin, OMG, your back. Apparently the barreness of a nun's life creates the incurable condition known as terminal hypocrisy among religious types. They're married to somebody who doesn't exist. Talk about grounds for divorce.
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sounds like a tantrum
sounds like someone would have no trouble boiling water himself
thats just my medical opinion
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Mau, I knew you would return. I had a revelation.