Shackled teen tells gym workers he was held captive for a year in California
December 2nd 2008 23:13
With a chain round his ankle, a half-naked, bruised, emaciated and begging for help teen has walked into a gym, telling shocked onlookers he was held captive for a year.
"It's a new program that has plenty of merit. This boy is perhaps the greatest revolutionary since Richard Simmons," said the gym manager as he drew up plans for new facilities.
"I'm not sure about the begging," said one female gym member. "If a guy begs it's just such a turn-off. Usually I like chains on a guy. He just didn't do anything for me."
"To see a person in the teen's condition walking into a gym is something that you get used to after a while. I must admit, I didn't even notice him," said one eating disorder.
Californian Governor Schwarzenegger, a lifelong patron of the gym, was alarmed that they could let someone of the teen's social status in and immediately demanded a refund.
"He was half-naked, which is usually alright, but the half was above the waist. In other words, he had no shorts on. I can't believe they let him on the Ab-blaster 2000."
"It's a new program that has plenty of merit. This boy is perhaps the greatest revolutionary since Richard Simmons," said the gym manager as he drew up plans for new facilities.
"I'm not sure about the begging," said one female gym member. "If a guy begs it's just such a turn-off. Usually I like chains on a guy. He just didn't do anything for me."
"To see a person in the teen's condition walking into a gym is something that you get used to after a while. I must admit, I didn't even notice him," said one eating disorder.
Californian Governor Schwarzenegger, a lifelong patron of the gym, was alarmed that they could let someone of the teen's social status in and immediately demanded a refund.
"He was half-naked, which is usually alright, but the half was above the waist. In other words, he had no shorts on. I can't believe they let him on the Ab-blaster 2000."
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I wonder if Arnie thinks he will be able to take his money with him.
When he goes to Europe for a holiday.
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Arnie's very perceptive when it comes to those short on shorts.
He told me.
In a memo.
So impersonal.