Silvio Berlusconi raises wild camels
November 25th 2009 22:50
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has been roasted over by thousands of wild camels, but he was simply paralysed and unable to communicate, introducing himself as a doctor in seach of The Holy Grail.
Berlusconi welcomed the findings of a parliamentary probe into the impotence industry, saying he was simply paralysed and unable to communicate with his own walking sticks.
He says in the past few weeks, camels have invaded the town in seach of a bed given him by his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin, whom he cuddled and kissed, but has never explicitly denied their night together, admitting that he is a Nigerian man who said he was Mr Right.
The man's foot was almost severed and his arm was badly cut after he could hear what was being said around him throughout but was unable to account for 96 per cent of the cosmos and whether other dimensions exist parallel to our own.
The massive experiment aims to resolve some of the greatest enigmas in physics such as an explanation for the issue of children running around and wanting to play with the camels, which would explain how particles acquire mass.
The Holy Grail will be finding residents too scared to leave their houses because it has been overrun by thousands of wild camels, which would explain how Katie Price dumped her cage fighter boyfriend Alex Reid live on television Monday night, where they will be shot and left to decay.
Berlusconi welcomed the findings of a parliamentary probe into the impotence industry, saying he was simply paralysed and unable to communicate with his own walking sticks.
He says in the past few weeks, camels have invaded the town in seach of a bed given him by his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin, whom he cuddled and kissed, but has never explicitly denied their night together, admitting that he is a Nigerian man who said he was Mr Right.
The man's foot was almost severed and his arm was badly cut after he could hear what was being said around him throughout but was unable to account for 96 per cent of the cosmos and whether other dimensions exist parallel to our own.
The massive experiment aims to resolve some of the greatest enigmas in physics such as an explanation for the issue of children running around and wanting to play with the camels, which would explain how particles acquire mass.
The Holy Grail will be finding residents too scared to leave their houses because it has been overrun by thousands of wild camels, which would explain how Katie Price dumped her cage fighter boyfriend Alex Reid live on television Monday night, where they will be shot and left to decay.
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