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Singer James Blunt 'prevented World War III' with Russia

November 14th 2010 22:36
BRITISH singer James Blunt said his refusal to obey orders from an American general helped avert an international incident, and a potential Third World War.

They say his head had to be covered with a blanket to prevent him from biting officers and had to be hog-tied, shackled and tied to a stretcher when paramedics arrived.

However, 200 Russian soldiers got there first, and Blunt was asked to remove a mouse tail hanging out of his anus.

When asked how much he would charge for a 1000-word Year 12 English language essay, he said $US10.

He said in an interview for BBC radio program Pienaar’s Politics that Col Clark wanted him naked and under the influence of drugs before being taken by ambulance to St Vincent’s Hospital with facial injuries.

Norman told New Idea magazine that everyone was barefoot and dressed in white and that his new wife was charged with resisting arrest, assault, burglary and indecent exposure.

Consumers are being duped, even at the salad bar.

"We take this very seriously but, sadly, it's no surprise," University of Western Sydney associate dean Craig Ellis said.


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Comment by Chris Champion

November 15th 2010 23:11
I realise your publishing and editorial consultancy team probably asked you to cut this back, but it does come across as short on details. For example, was the mouse tail atached to a mouse?

Comment by Norm

November 15th 2010 23:34
I'm left wondering what he did with the rest of the computer.

Let's be blunt, some people live up to their names, champ.

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