Somalia 'not right for peace mission'
April 23rd 2009 01:46
SOMALIA is too "volatile and unpredictable" for deployment of a United Nations peacekeeping mission that would help the war-torn African nation combat piracy off its shores, Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon says.
"We're looking at the problem of piracy as an ongoing one," said, Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, planning his upcoming dinner engagements.
"We will be deploying special envoy Captain Jack Sparrow to try and recapture the hearts and minds of Captain Davy Jones, and other truly dark characters," he said, looking for a mirror to cast himself in a favourable light.
The situation in Somalia, a small country off the coast of Afghanistan, has been likened to a comedy from the grim pen of Dante, by none other than the poet himself.
"It's like something I'd do, only I wouldn't go it alone," his tour guide, Virgil said, going it alone after waking in a dark passage, to find the right way lost and gone.
The problem in Somalia, seen in relation to the problem of piracy, has been related to the UN by special envoy Jack Sparrow as the problem of acquiring a broken heart, from the chest of a dead man.
"Somalia has literally fallen into the abyss, and that's why I'm recommending to the UN that we recapture some of Dante in order that we can clone him back to life," special envoy Sparrow told his crew of liars and thieves, at the UN.
"Either that, or hop around madly on one leg until it falls off," he said, steering his shit off the edge of the earth, and clutching at his drawers.
Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has pleaded with Captain Davy Jones to hand his broken heart over to the authorities, or risk having it stolen by Keira Knightley.
"We're looking at the problem of piracy as an ongoing one," said, Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, planning his upcoming dinner engagements.
"We will be deploying special envoy Captain Jack Sparrow to try and recapture the hearts and minds of Captain Davy Jones, and other truly dark characters," he said, looking for a mirror to cast himself in a favourable light.
The situation in Somalia, a small country off the coast of Afghanistan, has been likened to a comedy from the grim pen of Dante, by none other than the poet himself.
"It's like something I'd do, only I wouldn't go it alone," his tour guide, Virgil said, going it alone after waking in a dark passage, to find the right way lost and gone.
The problem in Somalia, seen in relation to the problem of piracy, has been related to the UN by special envoy Jack Sparrow as the problem of acquiring a broken heart, from the chest of a dead man.
"Somalia has literally fallen into the abyss, and that's why I'm recommending to the UN that we recapture some of Dante in order that we can clone him back to life," special envoy Sparrow told his crew of liars and thieves, at the UN.
"Either that, or hop around madly on one leg until it falls off," he said, steering his shit off the edge of the earth, and clutching at his drawers.
Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has pleaded with Captain Davy Jones to hand his broken heart over to the authorities, or risk having it stolen by Keira Knightley.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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Somalia is a dangerous place, black hawks everywhere
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Only, I mean
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Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Comment by Morgan Bell
Deep Pencil
Business News
Movie Train
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power