Some Muslim clerics condone rape: report
November 20th 2008 21:37
A report has found, some Muslim imams condone rape and domestic violence within marriage, exploitation of women, welfare fraud and polygamy and even Catholicism.
The report, commissioned by Mel Gibson, found that many imams believed Catholicism was the one true faith and many conceded that Mohammed was "really annoying".
It also reveals that rape and domestic violence are the result of problems with alcohol. "They don't drink enough," Gibson told his wife, as he had a little bit of adultery.
"I have a real problem that many Muslims get married to more than one woman. That doesn't leave me with much," one of Gibson's flock said, getting smashed and pointing the finger.
The report also had some good news for Communists: yes, you can expect an after-lifetime in Hell with a pitchfork up your bottom and a jar of acid on your genitals.
"I wish I could be so lucky!" one homosexual, confronting children with their sexuality, said as the RSL confronted children with killing someone you've never even met before.
"I can understand why you'd want to kill you're wife," a communist told Gibson, when he met his wife for the first time. "What is she, a Muslim or something?"
Atheists, Communists the lot, didn't escape the reports findings either, with one imam saying that "I'd like to know how anyone can conduct a moral life without religion?".
Sports lovers, all the traits of religious zealots, did escape the report, but only after a media-circus convicted them, before they had a fair hearing before a bunch of clowns.
The report, commissioned by Mel Gibson, found that many imams believed Catholicism was the one true faith and many conceded that Mohammed was "really annoying".
It also reveals that rape and domestic violence are the result of problems with alcohol. "They don't drink enough," Gibson told his wife, as he had a little bit of adultery.
"I have a real problem that many Muslims get married to more than one woman. That doesn't leave me with much," one of Gibson's flock said, getting smashed and pointing the finger.
The report also had some good news for Communists: yes, you can expect an after-lifetime in Hell with a pitchfork up your bottom and a jar of acid on your genitals.
"I wish I could be so lucky!" one homosexual, confronting children with their sexuality, said as the RSL confronted children with killing someone you've never even met before.
"I can understand why you'd want to kill you're wife," a communist told Gibson, when he met his wife for the first time. "What is she, a Muslim or something?"
Atheists, Communists the lot, didn't escape the reports findings either, with one imam saying that "I'd like to know how anyone can conduct a moral life without religion?".
Sports lovers, all the traits of religious zealots, did escape the report, but only after a media-circus convicted them, before they had a fair hearing before a bunch of clowns.
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Comment by D. Armenta
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I'm fluent in Latin. It's a second tongue. A bit like a porpoise.
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haha poor old Mohammed!
oh that Mel, he knows everything doesnt he!
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Morgy, Mohammed pales into comparison to Mel. Not literally.
damian, as Ian Turpie says: "Come on down". As he says that, I curse my luck.
Rube, that's what I nearly thought.