Spare Bombers from Church
January 2nd 2008 22:17
A grass-roots campaign to save spontaneously combusting people from the onerous duty of attending church has sprung up in front lawns across the road.
The campaign that was triggered by a timely sprinkling system has hosed down speculation of a smelly horse.
The combusting spontaneously people at the centre of the road have said "that this is a ticking time bomb".
"This fertilizer is for the grass-roots".
The churches have brushed off the horse after some Muslims said the combustibles had good heads on their shoulders.
"Not for long" claim officials inspecting the nature-strip.
"These people should not be allowed mobile phones ever again. We're going to make fertiliser out of them"
Strips of nature in jungles of concrete require fertilizer, call and tell a friend.
The taking of human-life, the church claims, is not what Jesus died for.
The campaign that was triggered by a timely sprinkling system has hosed down speculation of a smelly horse.
The combusting spontaneously people at the centre of the road have said "that this is a ticking time bomb".
"This fertilizer is for the grass-roots".
The churches have brushed off the horse after some Muslims said the combustibles had good heads on their shoulders.
"Not for long" claim officials inspecting the nature-strip.
"These people should not be allowed mobile phones ever again. We're going to make fertiliser out of them"
Strips of nature in jungles of concrete require fertilizer, call and tell a friend.
The taking of human-life, the church claims, is not what Jesus died for.
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these days.
Comment by Garrett Mickley
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I'm not sure I understood a word of it properly.
Reminds me of "Someone set us up the bomb!" and "All your base are belong to us!"
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What constitutes bad manners?
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You can't hold a candle to them.
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