Liberal member of parliament gives birth to a bouncing baby demon
June 17th 2008 13:09
As predelicted by ALP soothslayer and acclaimed French siren Gerard Depardieu (pictured), the formerly heavily pregnant tinkerer of evil thoughts and Liberal stalled-wart gave a wide birth to the demon in a ritual's laughter.
"I hate to say I told you so," the flagrant frog told the depressed mother as Dr. Nelson delivered the demon from the evil clutches of the Liberal party drink tank.
In a mark of the best and brightest, we are represented by huff-wits and snakey ladders.
"Keep your nose out of my business, de Bergerac!" the expectant mater told Depardieu as dentists inspected her cavities.
The demon seed, in an ominous warming for the human-annoyed race, is expected to become the next Australian idol.
Damien Leith, the last idol and gnome's sick, was on hand to welcome his holy darkness into his farcical manifestation.
"He's got a green horn!" saucy nurses salivated as they cut the cards and handed the little bundle of jaws over too.
Evil thoughts carry evil deeds to the lower house and beyonder, bubby.
"I hate to say I told you so," the flagrant frog told the depressed mother as Dr. Nelson delivered the demon from the evil clutches of the Liberal party drink tank.
In a mark of the best and brightest, we are represented by huff-wits and snakey ladders.
"Keep your nose out of my business, de Bergerac!" the expectant mater told Depardieu as dentists inspected her cavities.
The demon seed, in an ominous warming for the human-annoyed race, is expected to become the next Australian idol.
Damien Leith, the last idol and gnome's sick, was on hand to welcome his holy darkness into his farcical manifestation.
"He's got a green horn!" saucy nurses salivated as they cut the cards and handed the little bundle of jaws over too.
Evil thoughts carry evil deeds to the lower house and beyonder, bubby.
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