State needs pot debate: Schwarzenegger
May 9th 2009 00:57
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger says it's time for a debate on whether to legalise marijuana, though he says he's not supporting the idea.
"I think the people of California are hungry for a debate," Schwarzenegger said, giggling, "I imagine that people will question why my hands are like so weird, man," the Governor said, tripping.
Marijuana, easily grown and harvested and smoked in the back yard, is illegal because it so easy to grow, harvest and smoke in the backyard, baby.
"People of California," Shwarzenegger said, "Let's like raid the fridge," he said, inciting hippies in to action, "Can we smoke all day and get nothing done?" he asked, "Like, yes, whatever, man."
Marijuana, the drug of choice for anyone unable to cope with today's like busy whatever and like so sweet smelling, is easy to lace with like other harder drugs, baby.
"It's time for a debate on marijuana," Shwarznegger's chief advisor Chong said, "I think the debate should be who is going to go the shop to buy food," he asked his aide, Cheech, still smirking.
Marijuana, a powerful waste of time, can make everything like so groovy baby and like make you feel all funny, as it heightens sensations and like takes the edge off your mind, baby.
"We don't want the kids to think marijuana is a party drug," bong-heads told Schwarzenegger, "If anything it can make you like withdrawn and weird," the hippie said, taking a hit to the brain from an abusive drunk.
"I think the people of California are hungry for a debate," Schwarzenegger said, giggling, "I imagine that people will question why my hands are like so weird, man," the Governor said, tripping.
Marijuana, easily grown and harvested and smoked in the back yard, is illegal because it so easy to grow, harvest and smoke in the backyard, baby.
"People of California," Shwarzenegger said, "Let's like raid the fridge," he said, inciting hippies in to action, "Can we smoke all day and get nothing done?" he asked, "Like, yes, whatever, man."
Marijuana, the drug of choice for anyone unable to cope with today's like busy whatever and like so sweet smelling, is easy to lace with like other harder drugs, baby.
"It's time for a debate on marijuana," Shwarznegger's chief advisor Chong said, "I think the debate should be who is going to go the shop to buy food," he asked his aide, Cheech, still smirking.
Marijuana, a powerful waste of time, can make everything like so groovy baby and like make you feel all funny, as it heightens sensations and like takes the edge off your mind, baby.
"We don't want the kids to think marijuana is a party drug," bong-heads told Schwarzenegger, "If anything it can make you like withdrawn and weird," the hippie said, taking a hit to the brain from an abusive drunk.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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I was gonna eat your cobbler too but then I got high
Now I jackin off and I know why
dont talk about pot around me, it makes me more irritable than people talking about carbs
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It's a load of shit.
But it works.
Thanks.
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i prefer urine . . .
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Yous, my friends, are a moderate leftists.
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youve got a keen eye, keen as mustard, in your eye
Chris,
yes i changed it at the request of my stalker, he wanted something a bit more recent to fixate on . . . im nothing if not obliging
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I'll be the one making faces.
Plastic surgeon, by trade.
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