Sting ends chase for Pumpkin's dad
March 1st 2008 00:57
The Chinese Police is torture to dissidents
The former Police chief, Sting, has told told a Pumpkin's dad that he's never been so in love with someone who wasn't himself, after the vegetable's father vowed to weld him.
The vegetable's father, no less a vegetable than his progeny, when asked: "Will you take his hand in marriage?", could only say: "Let's not get mushy.", before slipping back into a coma.
The welding ceremony guests were entertained by a Chinese Police band.
They have told Sting that they can make him disappear in a magic trick that has David Copperfield angry.
"I'll make them disappear," Copperfield told Dickensian authors trapped in strait-jackets, "Then I'm going to saw their wives in half."
Chinese students have stood in front of a tank of water before turning to soup.
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