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Store launches underpants for left-handed men

September 24th 2009 01:15

A British store is launching a range of underpants for women and children accused of being New Zealanders, an innovation it says will save drag queens and a topless male motorcyclist.

"We have left vulnerable New Zealanders without support. It is a shameful situation," said Ms Pearce, who was appointed in 2007 to protect the rights of drag queens and a topless male motorcyclist.

Murder and persecution is spreading around the world and destroying the lives of millions of drag queens and a topless male motorcyclist, left handed men also said on Wednesday.

"In our view, one night Dad said, 'There are countries where murder and persecution is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji,'" said Rob Faucherand of Debenhams store.

"As a result," Debenhams said, "he then proceeded to describe in excruciating detail George Washington's naked breasts, motorcycle and thousands of underpants."

New Zealanders have to reach much further into their pants, before achieving the result that almost 10 percent of British men are believed to perform with naked breasts, motorcycles and thousands of men.

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Comment by Chris Champion

September 24th 2009 04:33

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The first paragraph of this article appeals on many levels. I'm so glad you didn't make it the third paragraph.

You also mentioned the word breasts, which is one of my favourites. I have been known to hold entire conversations using just the word breast.

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 24th 2009 14:25

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the British call them norks

Comment by Norm

September 24th 2009 22:35

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Chris, the thing I'm finding is that the first paragraph could be the third and all the others could be any others too.
i made mention of the word breasts, it's very true. I think you'll find that two breasts appear. I hope Google don't find out. They'll have my posterior.

Morgan, the British can say what they like. They invented the English.

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 25th 2009 09:18

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jolly good old chap

Comment by Norm

September 25th 2009 22:54

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Oh, I say, "Oh, I say."

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 25th 2009 23:09

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happy Grand Final day, little man

Comment by Norm

September 25th 2009 23:25

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May the best team win.
Carlton.

Comment by Chris Champion

September 26th 2009 01:07

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Heard this morning on ABC radio. Call in man with Italian accent says he follows Carlton. Radio host asks, "How did you come to support Carlton?" Man says, "Well, I come to Australia in 1974, and first thing, I get taken to a football game. Collingwood versus Carlton. And I take one look at the Collingwood supporters ... "

Comment by Norm

September 26th 2009 02:25

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There's definitely a certain element in the media that wishes to cut off our Italian brothers before they can finish their sentences.
Franco Cozzo isn't really Italian, though.
Real name: Frank Costa.
I'm glad they haven't put him out of business yet.
Cats by 103.

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 27th 2009 15:48

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go cats go . . . i actually watched the whole game, some of those decisions where like umpires gone wild, it got exciting in the final quarter, they should play every game with a slippery ball

Comment by Norm

September 27th 2009 23:04

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I watched the whole thing too. That makes two of us. The umpires did a good job. They did a good job. They did a good job. They did a good job. Except for that howler late in the first half when Milburn was penalised for being himself. Darren can't help that he's what you might call an experienced defender. I'm imagining that you could do for footy what Packer did for cricket. He brought pyjamas into cricket. You could bring a cake of soap.

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 27th 2009 23:27

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what was the whole kick a goal, get awarded a free kick for someone trying to smother the ball while you were kicking the goal, and then kick another goal from the free?

my sister had to explain that to me three times, i still dont think its right . . .

and i think we all know if i dont think its right ITS NOT RIGHT!

dont they know who i am?

Comment by Norm

September 28th 2009 03:27

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It was for "demonstrative abuse", I think. So "demonstrative" was it, that a few fans were heard to utter, in no particular order, the words: "Do you mind, umpire?". To which the umpire, I swear it's true, responded, "Do you swear?"

You might say, the lawyers were called in. If they weren't, already.

I would like to table a submission that every single player be fitted with hawk-eye technology. And revise the umpire to player ratio. I propose 3 umpires for every player. That would make 108 umpires on the field at any one time. All carrying tasers and capsicum spray and able to hold players for up to 48 hours.