Suicide twins had Gloria Estefan's Greatest Hits in their luggage
November 25th 2010 21:32
MUSIC found in the luggage of the Australian twin sisters who carried out a suicide pact at a Colorado shooting range suggest they were victims of fashion.
Police investigating the death of Kristin Hermeler, 29, and the attempted suicide of her sister Candice, also found written notes that suggest they did not watch nearly enough Oprah.
Dr Phil, who has now closed the investigation, also revealed that God isn't nearly as real as an opinionated white guy with a shit suit and carrying on about a load of cases of his very own "baggage".
Critics of easy-listening adult contemporary music cite the twins' suicide attempt as yet another example of the dangers of Gloria Estefan in concert with heavy doses of Julio Iglesias and Kenny Rogers.
Items not found in twins' luggage
CDs
Greatest Hits - Judas Priest
Books
The Anarchist's Cookbook
For help or information about anarchy and other fashion issues visit chaos on the established order.
THREE teens survived 50 days adrift in the Pacific in a small tinnie, sharing a single raw seagull and drinking small amounts of rainwater.
Police investigating the death of Kristin Hermeler, 29, and the attempted suicide of her sister Candice, also found written notes that suggest they did not watch nearly enough Oprah.
Dr Phil, who has now closed the investigation, also revealed that God isn't nearly as real as an opinionated white guy with a shit suit and carrying on about a load of cases of his very own "baggage".
Critics of easy-listening adult contemporary music cite the twins' suicide attempt as yet another example of the dangers of Gloria Estefan in concert with heavy doses of Julio Iglesias and Kenny Rogers.
Items not found in twins' luggage
CDs
Greatest Hits - Judas Priest
Books
The Anarchist's Cookbook
For help or information about anarchy and other fashion issues visit chaos on the established order.
THREE teens survived 50 days adrift in the Pacific in a small tinnie, sharing a single raw seagull and drinking small amounts of rainwater.
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