Nine MSN Gets Behind Channel Nine
October 12th 2009 23:39
Channel Nine, the brainchild of civil rights activist Kerry Packer, has been backed by Nine MSN, the brainchild of Australia's biggest loser James Packer, over claims Hey, Hey, It's Saturday, the brainchild of middle-class activist Darrel Somers, says everything you need to know about middle-Australia.
"I have a dream," Somers told a million viewers or more on Wednesday night, "and it doesn't include you," he said, pouring some vile poison into the ears of The King Graham Kennedy, before launching into a spirited bout of love-making with The King's wife, Kenny Sutcliffe.
"Boy," an exasperated lunatic-faced Bert Newton said to his son, and slave to the industry, Matthew Newton, "I think there's more to middle-Australia than you can take at face-value," he quipped, while enjoying the services of the Queen, Kenny Sutcliffe.
Middle-Australia, outraged by unfunny attempts to ridicule Steve Irwin, has not seen the unfunny side of a "bit of fun" which included some very subtle, and awfully hurtful, barbs at the expense of recently deceased living-legend and cotton-picking entertainer Michael Jackson.
Hey, Hey It's Saturday idealogue, and courageous whiteman, John Blackman, getting the message from Graham Kennedy to avenge him for that time "he died", has vowed to tell Somers everything you need to know about middle-Australia. It's owned by Packers.
"It's a dumb show," Norm, said, "but if you want to catch the King," he said, opening his trap for the first time in ages, "then I suggest you watch The Club with John Howard as the Tasmanian."
"Graham Kennedy couldn't act to save himself," he said, cutting the air with a fart, "but that John Howard says all you need to know about running down a race."
"I have a dream," Somers told a million viewers or more on Wednesday night, "and it doesn't include you," he said, pouring some vile poison into the ears of The King Graham Kennedy, before launching into a spirited bout of love-making with The King's wife, Kenny Sutcliffe.
"Boy," an exasperated lunatic-faced Bert Newton said to his son, and slave to the industry, Matthew Newton, "I think there's more to middle-Australia than you can take at face-value," he quipped, while enjoying the services of the Queen, Kenny Sutcliffe.
Middle-Australia, outraged by unfunny attempts to ridicule Steve Irwin, has not seen the unfunny side of a "bit of fun" which included some very subtle, and awfully hurtful, barbs at the expense of recently deceased living-legend and cotton-picking entertainer Michael Jackson.
Hey, Hey It's Saturday idealogue, and courageous whiteman, John Blackman, getting the message from Graham Kennedy to avenge him for that time "he died", has vowed to tell Somers everything you need to know about middle-Australia. It's owned by Packers.
"It's a dumb show," Norm, said, "but if you want to catch the King," he said, opening his trap for the first time in ages, "then I suggest you watch The Club with John Howard as the Tasmanian."
"Graham Kennedy couldn't act to save himself," he said, cutting the air with a fart, "but that John Howard says all you need to know about running down a race."
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