Tax office pursuing Norm: report
July 3rd 2008 23:41
He also enjoys a beer
Norm, the brains behind his doubting eyes, and biro-hater, upskirt photographer, downtop licker, finger sniffer and unsociable pervert, is being chased by the government deportment over undisclosed earings.
"He looks good in a string bikini," twanged Tax officer Benny Hill as he chased Norm, half-knackered, around his desk.
"But those chandelier earings leave nothing to the imagination," Hill said as Norm stuffed a testicle back into his panties.
Norm, who's earings topped himself by jumping for joy, has rejected the inquiries of Hill, who he had earlier described as: "a very considerate lover."
"He gave me a box of chocolate pudding," he bespoke, gingerly evading the clutches of the authorities' inquiring eye teeth.
"I look amazing in a bikini," the half-Brazilian super mogul waxed prosaically, screaming with pain.
"But these earings really set off my knackers," the buxom wrench said, pussing a nut.
Norm's Google accountant, a firmer lover and pencil enthusiast, released a statement on Norm's behalf that read:
My client, Norm, is one of the most highly esteemed mick-rakers we have in my stable. His reputation for accurate reporting extends to well below his genitalia, which is fortunate for he is hung like a hearse. We will be flighting these charges, vicariously. Thank you.
The earings stay.
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Comment by Lilla
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((hillarious))
I can't say anything half as witty, (and won;t try) ... t is too early in the morning and truly, couldn;t anyway as a middle-ear infection has me off balance. But I do hope your accountant can restore your bank balance soon and you get to keep the 49 cents profit margin to put towards your next cuppaccino.
Thank you for laugh, truly.
Lilla ...
Comment by Norm
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Hope you right your earsteered ship soon.
Thanks.
Comment by D. Armenta
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I thought you said you were on the pill, anyway?
Damn, I'll never mix Bennies with earrings again....
Comment by Norm
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I"m keeping it.
Comment by D. Armenta
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Well, alright then, keep it.
Just don't take any sexy,provocative photos of it in the baby bath or anything.
Comment by Norm
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It needs a new kidney.
I'm having a natural birth.
In the cabbages.
Comment by D. Armenta
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What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
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L.A.M.P.
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Comment by D. Armenta
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power