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Consumption Malfunction - the original sin.

The formula for psychologist Dr Phil accused of brainwashing women, forcing them to watch naked man

October 14th 2009 23:41
For the sake of argument, let's say that x about subject y equals z. Or in plain English, xy = z. Now let's say that where x exists y follows and is z. Now let us make y equal Dr. Phil and make x equal he brainwashed two women and forced them to share a room with a naked man and make z equal true. Or, Dr Phil brainwashed two women and forced them to share a room with a naked man is true.

Now let us assume that x is a function of a and y is a function of b and z is a function of c. And let's make a equal Dr Phil's psychosis and b equal a travelling trouser salesman and i equal whatever I say. It then follows that Dr Phil, having an episode, brainwashed two women and forced them to share a room with a naked man, who was selling them his trousers, because I said so. Which we shall call n.

Therefore, n is a product of i which is part of the subset of n, which makes it a product of itself. In plain English, Dr Phil made a man expose his entire body, genitals and all to this women. Now, let's call her. You first. Go on. Now, if we call her claims a product of her own psychosis, or naked greed, then we shall call her a lying slutfaced bitchmolewhore. If, on the other hand, the product of her claims, let's call them xyz, are found to equal a monetary sum, let's call her and ask her for money. Let's. I have no cash on me. I left my wallet in the carpark.

Rounding it out, Dr Phil, let's call him a fat American prickly-faced bald-arsed lying scam-bucket, has it, let's call that the power to hypnotise, on the lowest common denominator, let's call that the seething product-buying brain-dead burnt-shit eating nose-pickers, or u. So that Dr Phil has hypnotised the lowest common denominator. Or, a fat American prickly-faced bald-arsed lying scam-bucket has it over u. Now, where my trousers are nobody knows. Let's call that unfortunate.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

October 15th 2009 05:43
a fat American prickly-faced bald-arsed lying scam-bucket

that was a kind description

Comment by Norm

October 15th 2009 05:49
For that I am truly sorry.
I am, after all, the man with no trousers.


Comment by Norm

October 15th 2009 05:52
Sounds like Ian Fleming, don't it.
I love the Phleghmish masters.
To Rembrandt.
Wucccccchttttttttppp!

Comment by Janet Collins

October 15th 2009 06:35
Were you actually wanting to be the man in the room, Norm?

Comment by Norm

October 15th 2009 21:31
I think what I'm trying to say is that I am.

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