The Cult of Bizarre Personality Disorder Victim Gets Caught Playing Childish Games
July 12th 2009 00:47
A bizarre cult that had infiltrated a public forum, after getting caught perpetuating a hoax, has chucked it in after their leader, a castrated bully, turned his toes up.
"I've had it with this world," one cult member said, playing "Follow the Leader", "and I won't be coming back," she barked, following the leader. "It's against my religion."
The bizarre cult, loosely drawing on the idea that life follows death, had managed to keep their childish games hidden from those who would seek them out in this world.
"We were doing quite well there for a while," their castrated leader barked, sniffing out some arsehole, "and then we were found hiding behind a stack of the good books."
The bizarre cult, unable to confirm if there's life after death, are able to deny that there isn't because of what they found while hiding behind a stack of the good books.
"If you're going to hide behind a stack of books," one follower explained, "then you'd better make damn sure that they're the good ones," she went on. "Do you follow?"
The bizarre cult, making critical appraisals of works of fiction, have booked their flights aboard the suicidal train of thought after being unable to follow a few simple rules.
"If the game is dismantling a public forum," a second-hand dealer, explained, "then the idea is not to get caught working in the place where people go to play."
"I've had it with this world," one cult member said, playing "Follow the Leader", "and I won't be coming back," she barked, following the leader. "It's against my religion."
The bizarre cult, loosely drawing on the idea that life follows death, had managed to keep their childish games hidden from those who would seek them out in this world.
"We were doing quite well there for a while," their castrated leader barked, sniffing out some arsehole, "and then we were found hiding behind a stack of the good books."
The bizarre cult, unable to confirm if there's life after death, are able to deny that there isn't because of what they found while hiding behind a stack of the good books.
"If you're going to hide behind a stack of books," one follower explained, "then you'd better make damn sure that they're the good ones," she went on. "Do you follow?"
The bizarre cult, making critical appraisals of works of fiction, have booked their flights aboard the suicidal train of thought after being unable to follow a few simple rules.
"If the game is dismantling a public forum," a second-hand dealer, explained, "then the idea is not to get caught working in the place where people go to play."
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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as a good friend of mine said the other day, cult leaders are the ultimate projectionists
apparently there has been a slew of resignations from within cult ranks
they were going to comment your post as a protest but unfortunately they have been chopped off
i do not know anything about the situation but you have my unwavering support
what kind of a tin pot dictator allows bullies to purge themselves? its just unnatural
Comment by Norm
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And.
Projectionists need a screen to hide themselves behind.
Lucky you.
Of course, to attack a cult while condemning the 'attack' on cults is the height of small-mindedness.
Your highness.
Chooped off? Check, mate.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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in the interests of free speech nothing must ever be deleted, except that anti-Catholic, that Dawkinite, that moral relativist, that heretic, that militant homosexual, that footballerist, that Morganist, that radical activist, that existential bong smoker, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete
how long do you reckon it takes to copy to safe location and then delete five thousand posts?
someone must have a very sore finger right now . . .
im only dancing
Comment by Norm
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Pump up the jam.
Get the party going. Of wedge politics.
Make my day.
Yo.
So funky it hurts.
Finger pointing sore.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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Comment by Norm
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