The Good Thing About Homosexuals
December 25th 2009 03:12
You only have to watch a few minutes of the War on Terror to realise that there's something deeply wrong with gay pornographers and abortionists, says a leading bible-basher.
"I don't have to defend my position. Nowhere in the bible does God say you can't bring democracy to another country, but you should see what he says about two men greasing each other up and rubbing lotion into each other's soft yet muscular torsos before taking off each other's sweaty shorts and doing great evil to one another," the biblical scholar lamented.
Richard Simmons, evil incarnate and threateningly loose-shorted greaser-upper and tanned-skinned, muscle flexing example of the most perfect image of evil, has scoffed at claims he's put on weight since hearing he had been uncovered as an agent of the dark master.
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"I don't have to defend my position. Nowhere in the bible does God say you can't bring democracy to another country, but you should see what he says about two men greasing each other up and rubbing lotion into each other's soft yet muscular torsos before taking off each other's sweaty shorts and doing great evil to one another," the biblical scholar lamented.
Richard Simmons, evil incarnate and threateningly loose-shorted greaser-upper and tanned-skinned, muscle flexing example of the most perfect image of evil, has scoffed at claims he's put on weight since hearing he had been uncovered as an agent of the dark master.
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