Insensitive: Indonesians hold barbecue for Bali bombers
October 11th 2007 08:47
Delta Goodrem, who believes in life but not wife, is what locals call "jerky"
Fresh from the release of her latest hit album "Bigger Than A River System", humble pianola grinder and vocal torture-artist Delta "Spit-roast" Goodrem has landed herself at the table of the whacky Bali bombadiers.
"It's another massive honour for me to have this honour" Miss Goodrem beseached as she combed her locks with another woman's hubby.
"The locals keep telling me that I'm really cooking. It's not unusual for audiences to say that to me." she said before the emaciated villlagers.
Vanessa Amorosi's second cousin, simply known as Amoroso, said that he couldn't wait to tuck into Goodrem's latest offering of ivory and tonsil-tickling.
"She's the bomb, that bitch" he mumbled as he fiddled with his mobile phone while fertilizing his tulips.
Goodrem, who is painfully aware that the local custom of singing live is as foreign to her as a Sudanese to Sunshine, said she's willing to steal anyone's husband and move her lips when she's supposed to be.
"I was born to try" she said, before the impatient bombers.
Medical experts can't help thinking that chemotherapy has set music back ten years.
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Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Michaelie
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
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can hardly wait for Delta to do "Heard it on the Grapevine". A low key version no doubt she'll do.
Liberace has been reborn, and this time he's a man.
Norm