The keeper of Australia calls for a bucket as backward right-hand man drops one from his guts
January 24th 2008 08:05
"Get that man a bucket of KFC!" he cried while licking the butter from his rubber gloves after stuffing another baby-sitter.
It is understood by scientists that deepfried chicken is a staple of every good Australian's deity.
"Christ," he said, "if you've ever had to bend over to catch a chook, you'll know what I mean when I say that."
The keeper has told effects microphones that his right-handed manager dropped his lunch before and after lunch leaving himself green around the gills.
Quite what he's keeping nobody thinks is a secret.
His right-handed man, a man who fell out of a banana tree some eons back, has cacked himself over his goofiness but praised the mayonaise on his leg.
"If you think farts are funny," the funnyman told waiters, "you're going to kill yourselves if they bring the ropes in any more."
KFC have abbreviated their performance enhanced produce after cooping stick for their stance on faggots.
"They've also failed to cotton on to world opinion of watermelon-eaters." the banana bending funnymaniac told fishfingers in his mongoloid-infested waters.
"Our mash potatoes", the nutty KFC colonel has told us, "are the glue that blinds the fabric of Aussie society, quite laterally!",
It is understood by scientists that deepfried chicken is a staple of every good Australian's deity.
"Christ," he said, "if you've ever had to bend over to catch a chook, you'll know what I mean when I say that."
The keeper has told effects microphones that his right-handed manager dropped his lunch before and after lunch leaving himself green around the gills.
Quite what he's keeping nobody thinks is a secret.
His right-handed man, a man who fell out of a banana tree some eons back, has cacked himself over his goofiness but praised the mayonaise on his leg.
"If you think farts are funny," the funnyman told waiters, "you're going to kill yourselves if they bring the ropes in any more."
KFC have abbreviated their performance enhanced produce after cooping stick for their stance on faggots.
"They've also failed to cotton on to world opinion of watermelon-eaters." the banana bending funnymaniac told fishfingers in his mongoloid-infested waters.
"Our mash potatoes", the nutty KFC colonel has told us, "are the glue that blinds the fabric of Aussie society, quite laterally!",
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