The Man With The Average Penis Size, The New Hollywood Thriller
March 7th 2008 22:10
There are no holes in these buckets, so fix it
From a book by award-winning novellist and pedestrian, Norman Mailer, comes the new movie about a man born with a penis that lets him down in every department store.
Directed by the very well endowed kiddie cuddler Roman Polanski and starring the elephantine Danny de Vito, the movie has producers pumped.
"We're worried our penises are not quite up to the mark," said CSI's Jerry "The Giant Jangler" Bruckheimer.
Whatever it is about The Man With The Average Penis Size, audiences are putting their hands in their pockets.
"When you see a man with an average size penis on the big screen it suddenly makes you feel your own," said one film-goer's companion.
Critics have put it under the microscope and come out with sore eyes.
"It's better than average," wrote Large Leonard Maltin in his review of the edge of your seat thriller.
Already a prequel is in the works, simply called The Man With The Below Average Penis Size, but producers are holding off until they see how audiences swallow this one.
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Comment by katyzzz
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It seems to be quite lost on the sender that I, in fact, do not have one, so I have nothing to enlarge.
Sounds like a fun movie and Roman Polanski, I don't like his morals, but he is a sensational movie maker, but he seemed to have a rather sorry end.
Nice to know he is to re resurrected, he's probably been having counselling, or indeed by now he may be well past it.
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All that's left for Polanski to stoop to is to start making films under another name(s) then completely deny it was him.
Then attack people for ever questioning it.
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