Film Critics Bemoan The Parasites on The Film Industry to Howls of Laughter
February 6th 2008 00:01
Self-imploding film critics have taken aim at anyone able to make money from an industry without making any meaningless contribution.
When a film critic takes aim it is snot without them having their hands on it.
"The film industry is tired of leaking money to crap," said one critic as he sat with his hand in his pop-corn bucket of money.
Said one parasite, "How critics can sit there in their owned trousers scratching their socks of featless loot and take aim at us is gratifying."
It's one of life's little ironies that a tartform like film is entered by people who have money.
The criticism of parasites is, says one monkey, enough to make anyone scratch themselves.
The human race runs off scratches.
When a film critic takes aim it is snot without them having their hands on it.
"The film industry is tired of leaking money to crap," said one critic as he sat with his hand in his pop-corn bucket of money.
Said one parasite, "How critics can sit there in their owned trousers scratching their socks of featless loot and take aim at us is gratifying."
It's one of life's little ironies that a tartform like film is entered by people who have money.
The criticism of parasites is, says one monkey, enough to make anyone scratch themselves.
The human race runs off scratches.
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