Pakistan in Crisis: Musharraf quits and unknown Indian extra takes over
August 16th 2008 00:31
Pakistan's new president hypnotizes a snake
The inevitable has happened: an explosives expert from India - a relative unknown - has landed himself in the hottest seat in Pakistan, thanks to a cleric's error.
"It turns out he was put on the wrong list - he was supposed to be an extraordinary rendition," operatives for the movie-makers told the press corp.
"Howdy partner," the new Pakistan president told US President George Bush - although the two claim they are not secretly lovers for tax purposes.
Despite that, the two were still able to meet at the dinner table for some traditional spatchcock tossing, after a ceremony of rogering the other man's missus.
The man the new leader has replaced, who, like most Pakis, is sloppy in the field, but a wizard with the bat, Musharraf lies bleeding from a head wound.
"I shot Musharraf," sang the new President, in his typically offbeat style, "but I didn't put too much toilet paper in the toilet causing it to overflow."
Painted elephants, led by a group of hip young cats and gravy young thingers, finished off the induction ceremony as the new president got the girl.
The new leader, Indian as he is, is set to unite the two countries in holy acrimony until such time as hubris gives way to humourous: it's all, sadly, a laugh.
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Comment by JohnDoe
Film & TV on DVD
This guy was at my birthday bash recently. Didn't realize he was an imposter...last time I have an open invitation to party, never knwo who will show up
Comment by Damo
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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*giggle*
Comment by Norm
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Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I hope he wiped his feet at the door.
Party on!
Damo,
that's what the man/woman upstairs put me here to doona.
Morgan,
He shot Musharaf but he didn't shoot Da Party...
Annnnnnnnd.... action.
Comment by D. Armenta
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What constitutes bad manners?
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L.A.M.P.
Comment by Norm
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