There's no I in KGB: FBI
August 4th 2008 01:07
The Bachelor reads you his rights
The FBI, a benevolent organisation run by vacuum-cleaning magnate Ed Hoover, is furious that it has been likened to the KGB, a malevolent organisation run by bereft-leaning idealogues.
"When we want to get rid of someone," a spokesperson for the burning-cross-dressing clan told the free and the brave, "we just kill them."
It is understood that the KGB, a secret harm of the now dismantled Columnist's block, was happier to see its revolters sent to prison.
"We're not against that as such," the spokesperson said, putting a pillow-case on a pensioner's head.
"If we find someone revolting we usually just close our eyes," they said, chaining freedom to poor people and throwing away the key.
"The key is acquiring property and wealth," they said, putting a few paupers behind bars as white killer criminals escape our conceit of justice.
Ed Hoover, a mouth like an unctious cup, frigger-head for the wheels of the just, the poppy-master for millions of addicts, homo for the free and the manlady of the craven, is wearing pretty thin.
"I look like an emancipated Negro," his corpse moaned from deep below the surface, frying chicken.
"I was always way ahead of my time," the obese, secretly serviced, Mephisto told Liberace, praying with his keys.
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oh so was that why he liked the ladies clothes . . . hoovering is womens work!
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Cosmetics and that little red number with the straps.
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Of course, where Hoover is now, his pan-cake makeup is probably running down his face.
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Secretly ruling.
That's what's great about democracy.
It's all true.
J Edgar... in the Book Depository... with the candlelight.
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He wanted her shoes.
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His favourite expression when he saw someone who turned him on?
I'd like to tap that
phone.
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